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What We Did On Our Holiday
A family go on holiday to Scotland to visit their terminally ill grandfather.
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Lord of Illusions
During a routine case in L.A., NY private investigator Harry D'Amour (Scott Bakula) stumbles over members of a fanatic cult, who are waiting for the resurrection of their leader Nix (Daniel von Bargen). 13 years ago Nix was calmed down by his best trainee Swann (Kevin J. O'Connor). In the meantime Swann is advanced to a populary illusionist like David Copperfield and is married to the charming Dorothea ("Goldeneye"-Bond girl Famke Janssen).(imdb)
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Dark
Dark (2017) - TV Series
A family saga with a supernatural twist, set in a German town, where the disappearance of two young children exposes the relationships among four families. (imdb)
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The Deadly Mantis
The calving of an Arctic iceberg releases a giant praying mantis, trapped in suspended animation since prehistoric times. It first attacks military outposts to eat their occupants, then makes its way to the warmer latitudes of Washington and New York. A paleontologist works together with military units to try to kill it. (imdb)
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Simon Sez
A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon. (imdb)
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Christiane F. - Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo
This movie portrays the drug scene in Berlin in the 70s, following tape recordings of Christiane F. 14 years old Christiane lives with her mother and little sister in a typical multi-storey apartment building in Berlin. She's fascinated by the 'Sound', a new disco with most modern equipment. Although she's legally too young, she asks a friend to take her. There she meets Detlef, who's in a clique where everybody's on drugs. Step by step she gets drawn deeper into the scene. (imdb)
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Der Nachtmahr
Jarring, disturbing, and thoroughly disorienting, Der Nachtmahr is a psychophantasmagoric coming-of-age story about a teenage girl thrust into an unnaturally symbiotic relationship. (tiff.net)
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Beverly Hills, 90210
Follows a group of friends living in Beverly Hills, California, from their school days through to adulthood. (imdb)
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Alien from L.A.
A nerdish teenager goes looking for her missing archaeolist father, and stumbles into a strange underground civilization. (imdb)
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Bruce Almighty
Bruce is a local news reporter who is discontented with nearly everything in his life, and rarely misses an opportunity to complain about it. Until one day God endows Bruce with all of his powers and challenges him to take on his job and see if he can do any better. (Universal Pictures)
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