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A story centered on an Indian family who moves to France and opens an eatery across the street from a Michelin-starred French restaurant run by Madame Mallory. (imdb)

A lonely boy discovers a mysterious egg that hatches a sea creature of Scottish legend. (imdb)

Seth Rogen and writing partner Evan Goldberg (Superbad) apply their trademark humor to the superhero genre in this big-screen action-adventure about a newspaper-publishing playboy (Rogen) who dons a disguise to fight crime after hours. As the Green Hornet, Britt Reid's power is no longer limited to the printed page -- and thanks to a nimble martial-arts expert (Jay Chou), he has the skills to expose the city's roughest criminals.

A boy and his two friends run away from home and hitch cross country to compete in the ultimate video game championship. (imdb)

An old Gothic cathedral, built over a mass grave, develops strange powers which trap a number of people inside with ghosts from a 16th Century massacre seeking to resurrect an ancient demon from the bowls of the Earth. (imdb)

In a huge, old-fashioned luxury hotel a stranger tries to persuade a married woman to run away with him... (imdb)

An existential comedy about the brilliant men who taught machines to play chess - back when the machines seemed clumsy and we seemed smart. (sundance.org)

Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting! Another family come to the hotel as it is the only one they can afford, and when Richie uses the many tunnels and airways to steal some of their rubber bikinis, then is caught by the family's dad, he tries everything to get the video back.(imdb)

Vienna has built a saloon outside of town, and she hopes to build her own town once the railroad is put through... (imdb)

A Shakespearean actor takes poetic revenge on the critics who denied him recognition. (imdb)