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The Kiss
The Kiss (1896) - Short Film
Irwin and Rice, stars of the Broadway play of the same title, reenacted the play's famous kissing scene for the Edison Company's cameras. This film of the movie industry's first onscreen kiss was considered pornographic by many of the people who first saw it. (imdb)
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K-9
To stop an elusive criminal, a maverick detective enlists the aid of a police dog who's an unusually intelligent smart alec. (imdb)
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Hard Boiled
A tough as nails cop teams up with an undercover agent to shut down a sinister mobster and his crew.
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Hateship Loveship
A wild teenage girl orchestrates a romance between her nanny and her father, who is a recovering addict. (imdb)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
In the second chapter in J.R.R Tolkien's epic trilogy, the Fellowship faces unimaginable armies and deception while also witnessing ancient wonders and the untapped strength of their people. (New Line Productions)
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Set It Up
Two young assistants in New York City realize they can make their lives easier by setting up their workaholics bosses to date. While trying to perpetuate this romantic ruse between their nightmare bosses, the assistants realize they might be right for each other.
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God of Gamblers
Do San (the God of gamblers) is a legendary gambler helped by his supernatural abilities. He undertakes to help a friend pay a debt by beating his friend's advisory at the card table (imdb)
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Beowulf
A sci-fi update of the famous 6th Century poem. In a besieged land, Beowulf must battle against the hideous creature the Grendel and his vengeance seeking mother. (imdb)
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The Snowman
The Snowman (1982) - Short Film
Wordless (save for the song "Walking in the Air") animated adventure about a young English boy who makes a snowman one Christmas Eve... (imdb)
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Mr. Nanny
A former pro-wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival. (imdb)
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