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After discovering that his next-door neighbor and ultimate dream girl, Judy (Pixie Lott), has suddenly moved away, hot-tempered, squeaky-voiced Fred Figglehorn (Lucas Cruikshank) sets out on a wacky adventure to find her and prove that he's way cooler than other kids think. Inspired by a popular YouTube Web series, this children's comedy casts professional wrestler John Cena as Fred's awesome dad. (Netflix)

Simon, a deeply religious man living in the 5th century, wishes to be nearer to God, so he lives on top of a column, where he fights a struggle against the temptations offered to him by Satan.

A sensitive character study of five young men trapped in a small town on the Adriatic. (imdb)

A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water.

The Earth military encounters an alien race called the Minbari. Through a series of accidents and misunderstandings, a war breaks out that nearly results in the death of every human on Earth. The war and its aftermath provide the background for the TV series "Babylon 5," especially its first season. (imdb)

A Turkish comedy film about an incompetent gang of criminals attempting to capture an oil installation in northern Iraq in order divert the oil to Turkey, which was the third highest-grossing Turkish film of 2007.

New York Times reporters Megan Twohey and Jodi Kantor break one of the most important stories in a generation — a story that helped launch the #MeToo movement and shattered decades of silence around the subject of sexual assault in Hollywood. (themoviedb.org)

Betty Boop goes to see the fearsome Old Man of the Mountain for herself; he sings the title song and a duet with Betty. (imdb)

Friends Tim and Daisy, 20-something North Londoners with uncertain futures, must pretend to be a couple to live in the only apartment they can afford. (imdb)

Self-described misanthrope Elle Reid has her protective bubble burst when her 18-year-old granddaughter, Sage, shows up needing help. The two of them go on a day-long journey that causes Elle to come to terms with her past and Sage to confront her future. (imdb)