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Rocky V
Reluctantly retired from boxing and back from riches to rags, Rocky takes on a new protege who betrays him; As the champ's son must adjust to his family's new life after bankruptcy. (imdb)
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All the Colors of the Dark
A woman recovering from a car accident in which she lost her unborn child finds herself pursued by a coven of devil worshipers.
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Ghosts Before Breakfast
Hans Richter, noted for his abstract shorts, has everyday objects rebelling against their daily routine.
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The Fourth Protocol
Caine plays the British agent with the task of preventing the Russians detonating a nuclear explosion next to an American base in the UK. The Russians hoping this will shatter the 'special relationship' between the two countries. (imdb)
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That Awkward Moment
Three best friends find themselves where we've all been - at that confusing moment in every dating relationship when you have to decide "So...where is this going?" (imdb)
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Parks and Recreation
The absurd antics of an Indiana town's public officials as they pursue sundry projects to make their city a better place.
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The Sweeney
A hardened detective in the Flying Squad of London's Metropolitan police attempts to dispense justice to armed robbers while dealing with professional and personal struggles. Based on the '70s UK TV show.
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44 Inch Chest
After his wife, Liz (Joanne Whalley), cheats on him, gangster Colin Diamond (Ray Winstone) gets his revenge by enlisting his underworld pals to kidnap her hunky French lover (Melvil Poupaud) in the feature debut of director Malcolm Venville. Top British actors including Ian McShane, John Hurt and Tom Wilkinson round out the cast of the crime thriller, penned by the screenwriters of another memorable Winstone vehicle, Sexy Beast.
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How To with John Wilson
An anxious New Yorker who attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues. (imdb)
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22 Bullets
Charly Matteï has turned a new leaf on his past as an outlaw. Since three years he's living a comfortable life and devoting himself to his wife and two kids. However, one winter morning, he's left for dead in the underground parking of Marseille's Old Port with 22 bullets in his body. Against all odds, he will not die. (imbd)
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