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Bursa Bülbülü
The life of 'Cengiz', who is a singer in a tea garden in Bursa and whose biggest passion is to produce cassettes, changes when he meets 'Taskin'. The chain of unfortunate events that Cengiz, who borrowed from his brother, thinking that it would be a very good start for the tape of a composition composed by the famous composer Serafettin, the father of Taskin, lived with 'Taskin' and 'Taskin's sister 'Arzu' in this process. It will give the audience a pleasant and entertaining time. (imdb)
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The Break-Up
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston star in The Break-Up, which starts where most romantic comedies end: after boy and girl have met, fallen in love, moved in to start their happily-ever-after -- and right when they wind up driving each other crazy. (Universal Pictures)
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Gol Krali
A naive guy turns to a football player to impress his girlfriend.
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Deadly Blessing
This film is set in Amish Country, at a local farm, where a woman's husband is mysteriously killed by his own tractor! (imdb)
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Spellbound
The head of the Green Manors mental asylum Dr. Murchison is retiring to be replaced by Dr. Edwards, a famous psychiatrist... (imdb)
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Naisu no mori: The First Contact
Naisu no Mori: The First Contact is the only film that features an ejaculating Ass-Television that plugs into a schoolgirl's navel to save an alien planet and give birth to a tiny sushi chef. (SFIndie.com)
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Borgman
The film features Jan Bijvoet in the title role as Camiel Borgman whose arrival in a residential area disrupts the life of the carefully constructed façade of an arrogant, wealthy couple, their three children and the nanny. In fact, Borgman may actually be the Devil. (ropeofsilicon.com)
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Medea
To win the kingdom his uncle took from his father, Jason must steal the golden fleece from the land of barbarians, where Medea is royalty and a powerful sorceress, where human sacrifice helps crops to grow... (imdb)
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Red Cliff II
In the early third century, the land of Wu is invaded by the warlord Cao Cao and his million soldiers. The ruler of Wu, Sun Quan, calls on the rival warlord Liu Bei for help, but their two armies are still badly outnumbered. However, the Wu strategist Zhou Yu sees that Cao Cao's army is unused to battling on the sea, which may just give them a chance if they can exploit this weakness properly. (imdb)
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Creation
The story behind one of the biggest ideas of all time, and its troubled father.
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