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The Big Trail
Breck leads a wagon train of pioneers through Indian attack, storms, deserts, swollen rivers, down cliffs and so on while looking for the murder of a trapper and falling in love with Ruth. (imdb)
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Tale of Tales
Based on a 17th century collection of fairy tales by Italian author Giambattista Basile, the film weaves realistic and fantastical elements together into three different storylines, one of which involves Salma Hayek eating the heart of a giant beast. (Youtube)
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Goon: Last of the Enforcers
A hockey player plagued by injuries is confronted with the possibility of retirement when a tough new player challenges his status as the league's top enforcer. (imdb)
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Blood and Black Lace
Isabella, a young model is murdered by a mysterious masked figure at a boarding house run by Max Morlacchi and his lover Countess Cristiana Como. When Isabella's boyfriend is suspected of the killing, her diary, which apparently has some incriminating evidence linking her to the killer, dissapears, the masked killer begins killing off all the models in and around the house to find the diary. (imdb)
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Slaughterhouse-Five
A man tells his story of how he became unstuck in time and abducted by aliens. (imdb)
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Köşeyi Dönen Adam
Adem is a poor errand boy in a company. His uncle dies in the states and lefts him a donkey, which becomes priceless in the corrupt society.
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The Venture Bros.
The bizarre animated escapades of pseudo-heroic scientist Dr. Rusty Venture, his competent, high strung bodyguard, and his two over-enthusiastic sons. (imdb)
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Lucky Louie
Lucky Louie (2006) - TV Series
A working class family and their oddball friends. (imdb)
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Bronco Billy
An idealistic, modern-day cowboy struggles to keep his Wild West show afloat in the face of hard luck and waning interest. (imdb)
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The Killers
The Killers (1956) - Short Film
This is Andrei Tarkovsky's first student film.
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