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True Detective
True Detective (2014) - TV Series
An anthology series in which police investigations unearth the personal and professional secrets of those involved, both within and outside the law. (imdb)
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Shark Night 3D
Terror makes a splash in this literally titled big-screen creature feature when a group of unsuspecting friends unpack for a weekend at the lake, only to discover that they're not the only ones lurking in the water.
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Ted
A story centered on a man and his teddy bear, who comes to life as the result of a childhood wish. (imdb)
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Miami Blues
When sociopath Fred Frenger gets out of prison, he decides to start over in Miami, Florida, where he starts a violent one-man crime wave... (imdb)
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Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo (1997) - TV Series
Johnny Bravo, a muscular and boorish man who tries to get women to date him, though he is usually unsuccessful. He ends up in bizarre situations and predicaments, often accompanied by celebrity guest characters such as Adam West or Donny Osmond. Pop culture references and sly adult-oriented jokes comprise much of the show's humor. (en.wikipedia.org)
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The Princess and the Frog
A fairy tale centered on a young girl named Princess Tiana who lives in New Orleans' French Quarter during the Jazz Age.
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Things We Lost in the Fire
Audrey Burke's life has been shattered by the sudden death of her husband. In grief, she turns to one of his lifelong friends, Jerry Sunborne, a former lawyer who is on a serious downward spiral. Together they work to repair their lives. (DreamWorks Pictures)
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Super Mario Bros.
The Marios rush to save a princess from Koopa. (imdb)
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Excalibur
Another retelling of the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.
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The Lady
Luc Besson takes on the inspiring true story of Burmese pro-democracy activist, leader and political prisoner Aung San Suu Kyi (Michelle Yeoh) and the tenacious long-distance bond she maintained with her British husband, Michael Aris (David Thewlis) while under house arrest for over a decade. (tiff.net)
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