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Free Birds
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good. (imdb)
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Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho
(This is the short upon which 2014's feature-length film of the same name was based) The arrival of Gabriel, a new student in school, changes everything in Leonardo's life. This 15 year-old blind teenager has to deal with the jealousy of his childhood friend Giovana while trying to figure out his feelings for Gabriel. (insideout.ca)
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Dogman
Marcello, a small and gentle dog groomer, finds himself involved in a dangerous relationship of subjugation with Simone, a former violent boxer who terrorizes the entire neighborhood. In an effort to reaffirm his dignity, Marcello will submit to an unexpected act of vengeance.
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El empleo
El empleo (2008) - Short Film
A man performs his usual trip to work, immersed in a system in which the use of people as objects is part of everyday life. (cinemajove.com)
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Barque sortant du port
This is another one-shot Lumiere Brothers film, which consists of a single shot of a boat leaving the port, being watched by members of the Lumiere family (imdb)
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The Minus Man
Vann Siegert (Wilson) is a kind, unnoticeable drifter who rolls into a quaint coastal town looking to start over. (Shooting Gallery)
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Born to Be Blue
Jazz legend Chet Baker searches for love and redemption when he is approached to star in a movie about his own troubled life in order to mount a comeback in the late 1960s.
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Straight Outta Compton
The group N.W.A. emerges from the streets of Compton, California in the mid-1980s and revolutionizes hip hop culture with their music and tales about life in the hood. (imdb)
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The Shallows
In the taut thriller The Shallows, when Nancy (Blake Lively) is surfing on a secluded beach, she finds herself on the feeding ground of a great white shark. Though she is stranded only 200 yards from shore, survival proves to be the ultimate test of wills, requiring all of Nancy's ingenuity, resourcefulness, and fortitude. (imdb)
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Justice League vs. Teen Titans
Robin is sent to work with the Teen Titans after his volatile behavior botches up a Justice League mission. The Titans must then step up to face Trigon after he possesses the League and threatens to conquer the world. (imdb)
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