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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones
Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta. (imdb)
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Quatre nuits d\
The 'dreamer' is Jacques, a young painter, who by chance runs into Marthe as she's contemplating suicide on the Pont-Neuf in Paris. They talk, and agree to see each other again the next night. Gradually, he discovers that her lover promised to meet her on the bridge that night, and he failed to turn up. Over the next couple of nights, Jacques falls in love with her - but on the fourth night her original lover returns... (imdb)
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Murder She Said
Old miss Marple is on a train ride when she witnesses a murder in a passing train. She reports it to the police but they won't believe her: since no body can be found there can't have been any murder, right? As always, she begins her own investigation. The murder was committed while passing Ackenthorpe Hall and miss Marple gets herself a job there, mixing cleaning and cooking while searching the house for clues. (imdb)
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Once Upon a Time
A woman with a troubled past is drawn to a town in Maine where fairy tales are to be believed. (imdb)
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Antropophagus: The Grim Reaper
Tourists take a boat to a remote island, where they find that most of the people have disappeared, and something is stalking them. They find a hidden room in the big mansion on a hill, and an ancient diary, which gives them clues to the source of the terror. (imdb)
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Death on the Nile
While on vacation on the Nile, Hercule Poirot must investigate the murder of a young heiress. (imdb)
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The Hypothesis of the Stolen Painting
Two narrators, one seen and one unseen, discuss possible connections between a series of paintings. The on-screen narrator walks through three-dimensional reproductions of each painting, featuring real people, sometimes moving, in an effort to explain the series' significance. (imdb)
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Fifty Shades Freed
The third installment of the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' trilogy. (imdb)
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The Constant Gardener
Adapted from the novel by John le Carre, this is a gripping romantic thriller that sweeps audiences along one man's emotional and global journey to uncover the truth behind a personal loss and a worldwide conspiracy. (Focus Features)
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The Man from Earth: Holocene
Sequel of "The Man from Earth", the story of a man who claims to be alive for thousands of years.
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