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The Eiger Sanction
Jonathan Hemlock is an Art teacher and collector who finances his hobby by performing the odd sanction (assassination) for an obscure government bureau. (imdb)
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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
In this action-packed comedy, Nicolas Cage plays Nick Cage, channeling his iconic characters as he's caught between a superfan (Pedro Pascal) and a CIA agent (Tiffany Haddish).
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The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Based on Chris Fuhrman's original and audacious coming-of-age novel, this film is a 70's-set drama featuring two charming but irreverent Catholic high schoolers who confront the mysteries of adulthood. (ThinkFilm)
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Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Adam, the eldest of seven brothers, goes to town to get a wife. He convinces Milly to marry him that same day... (imdb)
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Story of Women
A housewife in Nazi-occupied France struggles to make ends meet when her husband returns home after being wounded in the war. (imdb)
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Cold Comes the Night
A motel owner and her daughter are taken hostage by a nearly blind Polish criminal to be his eyes as he attempts to retrieve his cash package from a crooked cop. (en.wikipedia.org)
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The Holdovers
Nobody likes teacher Paul Hunham (Giamatti) -- not his students, not his fellow faculty, not the headmaster, who all find his pomposity and rigidity exasperating. With no family and nowhere to go over Christmas holiday in 1970, Paul remains at school to supervise students unable to journey home.
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Lover Come Back
Jerry Webster and Carol Templeton are both in the advertising business, but for different agencies. Annoyed by Jerry's methods of using alcohol and women to ensure contracts for his agency, Carol tries to get him thrown out of his profession.(imdb)
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crazy/beautiful
At Pacific Palisades High, a poor Latino falls hard for a troubled girl from the affluent neighborhood. (imdb)
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Lucifer Rising
Lucifer Rising (1972) - Short Film
Lucifer is depicted as a fallen favorite of God. (All Movie Guide)
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