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Set in the near future, 'Robot and Frank' is an offbeat buddy movie about an elderly ex-jewel thief and his new caretaker robot. (imdb)
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Did you know that God is alive and lives in Brussels with his daughter? (imdb)
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A vaudeville duo agree to reunite for a TV special, but it turns out that they can't stand each other. (imdb)
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Ernest Goes to Africa (1997) - Direct-to-Video
The title says it all. There's a mix up involving stolen diamonds which Ernest has (naturally) made into a yo-yo and given to his would be girlfriend, Rene. But Rene wants a man of action, and doesn't think that Ernest fits the bill. After the bad guys come looking for the stolen diamonds and kidnap Rene, all of her fantasies come true as Ernest has to go to Africa to rescue her.
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Against the Dark (2009) - Direct-to-Video
After a viral infection causes an outbreak of vampire zombies, a group of survivors scrounge for medicine in an abandoned hospital.
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Sauron's forces have laid siege to Minas Tirith, the capital of Gondor, in their efforts to eliminate the race of men. The once-great kingdom, watched over by a fading steward, has never been in more desperate need of its king. But can Aragorn (Mortensen) answer the call of his heritage and become what he was born to be? In no small measure, the fate of Middle-earth rests on his broad shoulders. (New Line Cinema)
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A young man who works as a Bar Mitzvah party host strikes up a friendship with a mother and her autistic daughter.
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In Sidney Lumet's harrowing portrayal of police brutality, Detective Sergeant Johnson (Sean Connery) has been with the British Police Force for 20 years. In that time, the countless murders, rapes and other serious crimes he has had to investigate has left a terrible mark on him. His anger and aggression that had been suppressed for years finally surfaces when interviewing a suspect... (imdb)
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An erotic horror tale about a vixen vampiress seducing and killing women to appease her insatiable thirst for female blood. (imdb)
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Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women. (imdb)
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