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Bean
Rowan Atkinson is the outrageous Mr. Bean, sent on a mission to California to escort the world famous painting of 'Whistler's Mother' to its new home in The Grierson Gallery. What the gallery owner, one of the richest men in America, and his curator David Langley (MacNicol) believe, is that Mr. Bean is Dr. Bean, a renowned art expert. In fact he is just a sleepy-headed, wildly eccentric museum guard. (Universal Studios)
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Barnyard
A hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer's back is turned. (Paramount)
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Bashu, gharibeye koochak
During the Iran-Iraq War, Bashu, a young boy loses his house and all his family. Scared, he sneaks into a truck that is leaving the area. (imdb)
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The Beast
During the war in Afghanistan a Soviet tank crew commanded by a tyrannical officer find themselves lost... (imdb)
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The Dark Hours
In this taut psychological thriller, psychiatrist Samantha Goodman decides to spend a quiet weekend at her winter cottage with her husband and younger sister. But a surprise visit from a former patient changes everything. (Fabrication Films)
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The Last Exorcism
Ready to expose his miraculous deeds as mere trickery, Rev. Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) invites a documentary crew to film his final exorcism. But when the devil actually possesses a girl's body, Marcus must regain his faith and engage in the fight of his life.
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Constantine
Constantine (2014) - TV Series
A man struggling with his faith is haunted by the sins of his past but is suddenly thrust into the role of defending humanity from the gathering forces of darkness. (imdb)
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The Happiness of the Katakuris
The Katakuri family has just opened their guest house in the mountains. Unfortunately their first guest commits suicide and in order to avoid trouble they decide to bury him in the backyard. Things get way more complicated when their second guest, a famous sumo wrestler, dies while having sex with his underage girlfriend and the grave behind the house starts to fill up more and more. (imdb)
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Pixote: A Lei do Mais Fraco
The life of a boy in the streets of Sao Paulo, involved with little crimes, prostitution, etc (imdb)
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Patrick
A comatose hospital patient harasses and kills through his powers of telekinesis to claim his private nurse as his own. (imdb)
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