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Life of Pi
The story of an Indian boy named Pi, a zookeeper's son who finds himself in the company of a hyena, zebra, orangutan, and a Bengal tiger after a shipwreck sets them adrift in the Pacific Ocean. (imdb)
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A Serbian Film
An aging porn star agrees to participate in an "art film" in order to make a clean break from the business, only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film.
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Viy
A young priest is ordered to preside over the wake of witch in a small old wooden church of a remote village. This means spending three nights alone with the corpse with only his faith to protect him. (imdb)
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Fack ju Göhte
A macho named Zeki has just been released from prison and wants to dig up the money he stole before he went in. But the spot where he buried the loot is now the site of a secondary school gym. To get access to the school, he talks his way into a job as a teacher, even though he has no experience. His unorthodox teaching method soon proves effective, and his good looks attract his stand-offish colleague Lisi. (cineman.ch)
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Hold Me While I\
A very direct and subtle, very sad and funny look at nothing more or less than sexual frustration and aloneness. {ubu)
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Red's Dream (1987) - Short Film
With a sale tag hanging from his seat, propped up in the corner of a bicycle store on a rainy night, Red the unicycle dreams about a better place. (imdb)
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God Told Me To
A detective investigates a series of murders committed by random New Yorkers who claim that "God told them to."
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Manic
A drama about a violent teen who is committed to a juvenile mental institution where he is forced to confront the source of his rage.
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Doctor Who
Doctor Who (1963) - TV Series
Time and Space traveling adventures of a Gallifreyan Time Lord only known as the Doctor and his companions, traveling through time and space. (imdb)
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Grave of the Fireflies
A tragic film covering a young boy and his little sister's struggle to survive in Japan during World War II.
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