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Chosen
Chosen (2001) - Short Film
The Driver is carrying an Asian child who has been chosen for a strange ritual. He must drive him through a dark night in the city to get to a monk's house, while eluding several American cars out to get the child. (imdb)
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Dylan Moran: Monster
Dylan Moran: Monster (2004) - Direct-to-Video
Dylan Moran talks about Dublin, greetings, cigarettes, drugs, life potential, the ideal body, health foods, modern cookery, wine, hotel rooms, mobile phones, cash machines, partying, vodka, whiskey, gin, children and their owners, babyboomers, blues, rap music, young people, politeness, lies, politicians, flatmates, news, euphemism, anti-americanism, etc, etc... (imdb)
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The Naked Kiss
Kelly, a prostitute, shows up in the town of Grantville, where she engages in a tryst with sheriff Griff... (imdb)
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Beyza\
Tortured bodies and cut off human legs have been found in different locations of Istanbul. When the murderings start to lead to a great panic among the public, Fatih, who is a ranked police officer, has taken the case to investigate with his partner Doruk, a well educated psychiatrist from the United States. (Yahoo Movies)
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Dexter\
When Dexter's sister enters his room to tell him it's time for school she stumbles upon his latest invention.
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Metal Lords
Two friends try to form a heavy metal band with a cellist for the Battle of the Bands. (imdb)
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Tokyo Godfathers
Christmas. Snow is turning Tokyo into a white city. Somewhere in Shinjuku, there are three energetic homeless people: Gin (an alcoholic), Hana (an ex-drag queen) and Miyuki (a runaway girl). The holy night is about to witness a memorable encounter as they discover an abandoned baby girl in a pile of garbage bags. (Sony)
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Grabbers
When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive. (imdb)
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Solitary Man
A car magnate watches his personal and professional life hit the skids because of his business and romantic indiscretions.
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Hail Satan?
A look at the quick rise and influence of the controversial religious group known as The Satanic Temple.
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