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Hogar
Javier Muñoz, once a successful executive, makes the fateful decision to leave his home, which him and his family can no longer afford. (imdb)
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The Mission
Triad boss Lung, who has just escaped being killed in an assasination attempt hires the killers Curtis, James, Mike, Roy and Shin for his protection. Their grown solidarity is under compulsion when Lung orders Curtis to kill Shin in punishment for his affair with Mrs. Lung. (imdb)
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Portlandia
Portlandia (2011) - TV Series
A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)
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Stalker
Near a gray and unnamed city is The Zone, an alien place guarded by barbed wire and soldiers.
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The Secret Life of Pets 2
Continuing the story of Max and his pet friends, following their secret lives after their owners leave them for work or school each day. (imdb)
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The Hidden Blade
Munezo Katagiri (Nagase), an honest and low ranking samurai is trapped in a state of personal and professional imbalance. Secretly in love with his family's maid, Kie (Tabata), Munezo begins an uneasy courtship with her, knowing that a relationship is impossible. Raised to respect traditions from the past and the demanding moral code of the samurai, circumstances have now forced Munezo to look to the future... (Tartan Films)
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The House with a Clock in Its Walls
A young orphan named Lewis Barnavelt aids his magical uncle in locating a clock with the power to bring about the end of the world.
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Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
Daniel Tosh has appeared multiple times on "The Tonight Show" and "The Late Show", and his debut CD is close to reaching ten million copies sold. The torch has been passed and stand-up's newest superstar will try not to drop it.
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Lust for Life
Vincent Van Gogh is the archetypical tortured artistic genius. His obsession with painting, combined with mental illness, propels him through an unhappy life full of failures and unrewarding relationships... (imdb)
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Frankenstein Created Woman
Baron Frankenstein has the body of a young woman and all it lacks is the spark of life. He captures the soul of a recently executed young man and installs it in the young maiden, Christina. With the memories from the young man still intact, she starts to kill the people whose false accusations led to the young man's execution. (imdb)
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