Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
The Book of Eli
A lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind.
Your probable score
?
Barry Lyndon
An Irish rogue wins the heart of a rich widow and assumes her dead husband's position in 18th Century aristocracy.
Your probable score
?
The Parking Lot Movie
"It's not just a parking lot, it's a battle with humanity." The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary about a singular parking lot in Charlottesville
Your probable score
?
Hello, My Name Is Doris
A self-help seminar inspires a sixty-something woman to romantically pursue her younger co-worker. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Modern Romance
Albert Brooks directs himself as a successful film editor with far too many issues that affects the relationship between he and his remarkably patient girlfriend. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Six Days Seven Nights
A dream vacation that turns into a tropical nightmare. A gruff, rough-hewn cargo pilot living in the islands, Quinn Harris (Ford) hates tourists ... though he's not above making a fast buck from a sharp-tongued New Yorker, Robin Monroe (Heche), when she's desperate for a quick flight to Tahiti. But this already uneasy relationship suddenly takes a nosedive when his weather-beaten old plane is forced down in a storm, stranding the duo. (Buena Vista)
Your probable score
?
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Camp Rolling Hills will never be the same. Not with their newest camp counselor Angela Johnson arriving... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Secret Life of Words
Isabel Coixet's intensely perceptive, cathartic love story is about the need for human interdependence and the power of silence and speech to transcend trauma. (Strand Releasing)
Your probable score
?
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
The evil Djinn is awakened once more, and must collect 1001 souls to begin the Apocalypse. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Maxed Out
Maxed Out takes viewers on a journey deep inside the American style of debt, where things seem fine as long as the minimum monthly payment arrives on time. With coverage that spans from small American towns all the way to the White House, the film shows how the modern financial industry really works, explains the true definition of "preferred customer" and tells us why the poor are getting poorer while the rich keep getting richer. Hilarious, shocking and incisive, Maxed Out paints a picture of a national nightmare which is all too real for most of us. (Red Envelope Entertainment)
Your probable score
?