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Bir Zamanlar Anadolu\
In the dead of night, a group of men - including a police commissioner, a prosecutor, a doctor and a murder suspect - drive through the tenebrous Anatolian countryside, the serpentine roads and rolling hills lit only by the headlights of their cars. They are searching for a corpse, the victim of a brutal murder. The suspect, who claims he was drunk, can't remember where he buried the body. As the night draws on, details about the murder emerge and the investigators' own secrets and hypocrisies come to light. In the Anatolian steppes, nothing is what it seems; and when the body is found, the real questions begin. (cinemaguild.com)
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The Ninth Configuration
A new commanding officer, Col. Kane, arrives at a remote castle where apparently insane soldiers are incarcerated under psychiatric care... (imdb)
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Lord of the Piercing
A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.
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The Hollars
Aspiring NYC artist John Hollar returns to his middle America hometown on the eve of his mother's brain surgery. Joined by his girlfriend, eight months pregnant with their first child, John is forced to navigate the crazy world he left behind as his dysfunctional family, high school pals, and over-eager ex flood back into his life ahead of his mother's operation. (imdb)
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
Mary Lou Maloney was Hamilton High's Prom Queen of 1957. She also did what she wanted when she wanted, including jilting her boyfriend at the prom. After being killed in a fire accident that very night she returns 30 years later for revenge. (doctor 7)
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Adventures in Babysitting
Chris has a big night out planned when her boyfriend cancels on her. She agrees to babysit for a pre-teen girl and a pubescent boy... (imdb)
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Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion
Shunya Ito directed this unusual women's prison film which spawned three direct sequels and a pair of spin-offs... (Amazon.ca)
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Duck, You Sucker
An IRA explosives expert on the run in Mexico meets an amoral Mexican bandit; together they get drawn into the Mexican revolution. (imdb)
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Harmontown
Harmontown is a documentary film starring TV writer and producer Dan Harmon (NBC's "Community," Adult Swim's "Rick and Morty") as he takes his popular podcast of the same name on a calamitous cross-country tour. (Amazon)
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The Brave Little Toaster
When a young boy and his family go on holiday, their household appliances, led by the toaster, think they've been abandoned... (imdb)
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