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The Story of O
The beautiful O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a bizarre retreat, where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion. Rene discharges a personal debt by transferring possession of O to his step-brother, Sir Stephen... (imdb)
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Destere
Two guys wake up in a room isolated from the rest of the world and they realize they are chained to the wall and can't remember how they came there.
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Son ders
Relationships with a foregin teacher and his students in a Turkish university.
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Sleeper
A nerdish store owner is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive government. (imdb)
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Patton
"Patton" tells the tale of General George S. Patton, famous tank commander of World War II. The film begins with patton's career in North Africa and progresses through the invasion of Germany and the fall of the Third Reich. Side plots also speak of Patton's numerous faults such his temper and habit towards insubordination. Faults which would, eventually, lead to his being relieved as Occupation Commander of Germany. (imdb)
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Samurai I: Musashi Miyamoto
With his closest friend, Matahachi, Takezo (the town's wild, orphan kid) leaves his village to join an army on its way to battle... (imdb)
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If I Want to Whistle, I Whistle
A teenager prisoner awaits his release when two weeks before that happens he's told that his mother is returned home. Meanwhile, he finds himself in love with a Sociology student, Ana, working in the penitentiary as an intern. (imdb)
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Big Night
Primo and Secondo are two brothers who have emigrated from Italy to open an Italian restaurant in America. Primo is the irascible and gifted chef, brilliant in his culinary genius, but determined not to squander his talent on making the routine dishes that customers expect. Secondo is the smooth front-man, trying to keep the restaurant financially afloat, despite few patrons other than a poor artist who pays with his paintings... (imdb)
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Eddie Murphy Delirious
Eddie Murphy's raunchy, raucous stand-up comedy routine is captured for posterity on this tape. Not for folks who dislike foul language. (imdb)
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Beyond the Black Rainbow
Mercurio Arboria (Scott Hylands) has his plans to revolutionize humanity by creating a recipe for pure happiness. (Lessons of Darkness)
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