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Big Trouble in Little China
An All-American trucker gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in Chinatown. (imdb)
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Jug Face
Jug Face tells the story of a pregnant teen trying to escape a backwoods community when she discovers that she may be sacrificed to a creature in a pit. (imdb)
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Fresh Guacamole
Fresh Guacamole (2012) - Short Film
Transforming familiar objects into fresh guacamole. (imdb)
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The Beastmaster
A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces. (imdb)
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The Gathering
While going to the town of Ashby Wake, the drifter Cassie (Christina Ricci) is hit by a car driven by Marion Kirkman (Kerry Fox) and loses her memory... (imdb)
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Agent Cody Banks
Cody Banks (Muniz) seems like a typical teenager - he loves skateboarding, hates math, his mom drives him crazy, and he feels like a complete idiot around girls. But Cody has a really big secret even his family and best friends don't know: he's actually an elite undercover agent for the CIA. (MGM)
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Scream 4
Perennial survivor Sidney Prescott, now a successful self-help author, returns to her home town of Woodsboro in the fourth act of director Wes Craven's Scream franchise. Sidney's homecoming, however, coincides with a slew of unsettling new murders.
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All the Colors of the Dark
A woman recovering from a car accident in which she lost her unborn child finds herself pursued by a coven of devil worshipers.
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Time Piece
Time Piece (1965) - Short Film
Dislocation in time, time signatures, time as a philosophical concept, and slavery to time are some of the themes touched upon in this nine-minute, experimental film, which was written, directed, and produced by Jim Henson-and starred Jim Henson! Screened for the first time at the Museum of Modern Art in May of 1965, Time Piece enjoyed an eighteen-month run at one Manhattan movie theater and was nominated for an Academy Award for outstanding short subject. (imdb)
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Mug
A man undergoes a face transplant and experiences ensuing identity issues. (imdb)
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