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A horror-thriller centered on the last two employees at a haunted hotel that's going out of business. (imdb)

A father brings up his baby girl as a single dad after the unexpected death of his wife who died a day after their daughter's birth.

New York City mail man Joe Norson (Granger) steals what he believes to be a few hundred dollars, but when it turns out to be $30,000 and related to organized crime, Norson gets caught between the police and the mob.

Lawrence (Nighy), an aging, lonely civil servant falls for Gina (Macdonald), an enigmatic young woman. When he takes her to the G8 Summit in Reykjavik, however, their bond is tested by Lawrence's professional obligations. (imdb)

Traveling beyond death to rescue his love, Beatrice, from evil Lucifer, Dante enters the nine circles of hell, battling the vicious demons and monsters he encounters in this spectacular animated retelling of Dante Alighieri's classic morality tale. A companion to EA's video game, the action-packed medieval journey.

After a grisly murder, two sisters move to the city of Paris to start anew. However, they find themselves at the mercy of masculine dominance and the unforgiving city-life.

Rocky Graziano is building a career in crime, when he's finally caught and arrested. In jail, he is undisciplined, always getting into trouble. When he gets out after many years he has decided to start a new life. However, he is immediately drafted to the army. But they can't keep him and he goes AWOL. Rocky discovers boxing as a way of earning quick money, and is discovered as a new talent. (imdb)

An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher (imdb)

Félix, disguised as Father Christmas, hands out leaflets advertising a sexy Christmas party. His place is taken by an African Santa Claus and he returns to his caravan only to find his girlfriend Josette about to leave him. When he comes after her, she takes refuge at "SOS Distress", run by two neurotics, Thérèse and Pierre. (imdb)

A champion high school cheerleading squad discovers its previous captain stole all their best routines from an inner-city school and must scramble to compete at this year's championships. (imdb)