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Local Pennsylvania polka legend Jan Lewan develops a plan to get rich that shocks his fans and lands him in jail. (imdb)

Morgan is about a corporate risk-management consultant who has to decide and determine whether or not to terminate an artificial being's life that was made in a laboratory environment. (imdb)

The second film in Stieg Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. We follow Lisbeth Salander who is wrongfully accused for triple murder and reporter Mikael Blomkvist who stands by her side. A blond beast is amongst her enemies this time.

An affable underachiever finds out he's fathered 533 children through anonymous donations to a fertility clinic 20 years ago. Now he must decide whether or not to come forward when 142 of them file a lawsuit to reveal his identity. (imdb)

A small business owner is about to lose her shop to a major corporate development. (imdb)

With the 70s behind him, San Diego's top rated newsman, Ron Burgundy, returns to take New York's first 24-hour news channel by storm. (imdb)

Bud and Doyle stumble on what appears to be the opening of an ultra-modern shopping mall and duck in. Too late, they discover that they've compromised an experimental environmentally-controlled scientific community and they are sealed in for a solid year.

A mighty warrior and a young boy search for enlightenment in a ruthless territory controlled by feudal barons. (imdb)

A Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Captain Red runs a hardy pirate ship with the able assistance of Frog, a dashing young French sailor. One day Capt. Red is captured and taken aboard a Spanish galleon, but thanks to his inventiveness, he raises the crew to mutiny, takes over the ship, and kidnaps the daughter of the governor of Maracaibo. The question is, can he keep this pace up? (imdb)