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Every village has its band of fools, trying to get to the top, following their idols in drug habits, but staying losers till the end of their pathetic days. They all do this in the name of rock & roll. Three disabled rock musicians are looking for a drummer. Dries, a well known writer, seems the right guy for the job, were it not for the fact that his only handicap is that he can't play the drums... (imdb)

About a guy whose day spirals from bad to worse when he gets fired from his dream job at the bank and is dumped by his fiancee Sara. David's best friend Jack tries to convince him it's for the best, but the opposite occurs when bank robberies and millions of dollars become part of his day from hell. (imdb)

A high school rugby star's life is irrevocably changed when a senseless act of violence leads to a sudden, shocking tragedy. (tiff.net)

A movie with no conventional plot: merely a collection of expertly photographed scenes. Subject matter has a highly environmental theme (imdb)

The film tells a story from Turkey in a difficult time and place. The year is 1982 and the place is Adiyaman - a less developed portion of Turkey. The story centers around local musicians who earn their living from night entertainment or weddings... (IMDB Comments)

The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan. (imdb)

Lady Vengeance is the third film from Park Chanwook's revenge trilogy following "Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance" and "Oldboy". Lee Geum-Ja, at the age of 19, goes to prison for the murder and abduction of a child on behalf of her accomplice Mr. Baek, only to find out that she is betrayed. While in prison, she carefully prepares for her revenge by winning the hearts of her fellow inmates with her kindness, thus earning herself the nickname 'kind Ms. Geum-Ja.' (imdb)

Murray is mistaken for a spy and must stop a plot to assasinate international leaders at a banquet. (imdb)

Joey Evans is charming, handsome, funny, talented, and a first class, A-number-one heel. When Joey meets the former chorus girl ("She used to be 'Vera...with the Vanishing Veils'") and now rich widow Vera Simpson, the two lecherous souls seem made for each other. That is, until Linda English comes along... (imdb)

Marriage of convenience between Russian archer woman and old wrestler who is Turkish.