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Persuasion
Persuasion (2007) - TV Movie
8 years ago, Anne Elliot was persuaded by her wealthy family to leave her beloved Captain Wentworth. Now, the roles have changed - the Elliots are forced to let their great estate, while Wentworth has made a fortune in the navy and is considered attractive to Anne's younger, female acquaintances (who are unaware of the events in the past). Anne is still deeply in love with Wentworth, but has he forgiven her? Based on the novel by Jane Austen.
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Jealousy
Paul, an irritable and stressed-out hotel manager, begins to gradually develop paranoid delusions about his wife's infidelity... (imdb)
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Les Mistons
Les Mistons (1957) - Short Film
During the hot summer, 5 kids, "Les Mistons", spy on two lovers. They follow Gerard and Bernadette everywhere. Les Mistons send a suggestive postcard to Bernadette once Gerard is away. But a newspaper learn to all of them that Gerard just died by accident. (imdb)
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The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Two pretty American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in his terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. (imdb)
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Noise
A man is caught in the most impossible of conundrums: in love with his hometown, NYC, but driven mad by its noise...
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This Happy Breed
Noel Coward's attempt to show how the ordinary people lived between the wars. Just after WWI the Gibbons family moves to a nice house in the suburbs. An ordinary sort of life is led by the family through the years with average number of triumphs and disasters until the outbreak of WWII. (imdb)
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. (imdb)
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Les Enfants terribles
Elisabeth is very protective of her teenage brother Paul, who is injured in a snowball fight at school and has to rest in bed most of the time... (imdb)
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Apollo 11
A look at the Apollo 11 mission to land on the moon led by commander Neil Armstrong and pilot Buzz Aldrin. (imdb)
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How To with John Wilson
An anxious New Yorker who attempts to give everyday advice while dealing with his own personal issues. (imdb)
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