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A family learns important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog.

A bust of Stalin is cut open on an operating table, leading to an elaborate animated depiction of Czech history from 1948 (the Communist takeover) to 1989 (the Velvet Revolution). (imdb)

When they were kids Texas Ranger Jack Benteen used to be best friends with drug kingpin Cash Bailey. At present, however, the only element linking them together is Jack's girlfriend Sarita, who used to be with Cash. She returns to Cash as a voluntary hostage to make certain that Jack keeps his hands off the drug lord's operation. On top of that, there is a meticulously planned drug bust... (imdb)

Set in World War II, a demented cremator believes cremation relieves earthly suffering and sets out to save the world. (imdb)

The film begins with the finding of the 17-year-old Meryem disheveled and unconscious by a lake. Her family, thinking she did something dishonorable, decides to have her killed by her relative Cemal... (iksv.org)

Chronicles the financial meltdown of 2008 and centers on Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. (imdb)

A poor boy wins the oppurtunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all (imdb)

One dark night, a former native of a rural Thai village, has his men steal the head of the town's Ong Bak (Buddha statue) to win favor with a ruthless crime boss. The locals regard the theft as a catastrophe, and seek a champion to retrieve their lost treasure. They find their man in Ting (Tony Jaa), an orphaned youngster raised at the local temple in an ancient system of Muay Thai: 'Nine Body Weapons'. (Magnolia Pictures)

Don Hertzfeldt closes his trilogy as Bill struggles to piece together his shattering psyche. (imdb)

In this penetrating and touching neo-Gothic thriller, Samuel L. Jackson delivers a powerful performance as Romulus Ledbetter, a man caught on the sharp edge between genius and madness.