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Witchfinder General
England is torn in civil strife as the Royalists battle the Parliamentary Party for control. This conflict... (imdb)
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White Men Can\
Black and white basketball hustlers join forces to double their chances (imdb)
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Lavatory Lovestory
A bathroom attendant searches frantically for her secret admirer in a love story that can't be stalled. (siff.net)
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It\
Four couples meet for Sunday brunch only to discover they are stuck in a house together as the world may be about to end.
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The Merchant of Four Seasons
Hans is a street fruit peddler and born-loser. His choice of career upsets his bourgeois family, causing him to turn to drinking and violence. After recovering from a debilitating heart attack, his business finally begins to take off. However the more he becomes a credit to his family, the more depressed he becomes. One sociable day, while toasting his friends and family, he decides to drink himself to death. (IMDB)
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Il Caimano
Bruno Bonomo was a famous producer of b-movies in 70s; after a long hiatus, following the commercial fiasco of "Cataratte", Bonomo is going to be signed by RAI in order to produce a film about Cristoforo Colombo's homecoming. When the director Franco Caspio quits the project, Bonomo is forced to offer another screenplay to RAI, which is "Il Caimano" a screenplay he stumbled upon, written by the young director Teresa... (imdb)
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The Living Daylights
James Bond is living on the edge to stop an evil arms dealer from starting another world war. Bond crosses all seven continents in order to stop the evil Whitaker and General Koskov.
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The Ant Bully
After Lucas floods an ant colony with his watergun, he's magically shrunken down to insect size and sentenced to hard labor.
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In My Father\
Paul (Macfadyen), a prize-winning war journalist, returns to his remote New Zealand hometown due to the death of his father, battle-scarred and world-weary. For the discontented sixteen-year-old Celia (Barclay) he opens up a world she has only dreamed of... (imdb)
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe (imdb)
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