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Point Blank
Samuel Pierret (Gilles Lellouche) is a nurse who saves the wrong guy -- a thief (Roschdy Zem) whose henchmen take Samuel's pregnant wife (Elena Anaya) hostage to force him to spring their boss from the hospital. A race through the subways and streets of Paris ensues, and the body count rises. Can Samuel evade the cops and the criminal underground and deliver his beloved to safety? (imdb)
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Live Flesh
Pizza delivery man Victor is having an argument with Elena, whom he met a few days ago, but she was high then and doesn't want to hear about him. Reacting to the noise, two cops, young David and older Sancho, arrive at the scene, the gun accidentally goes off.. Four years later David is a wheelchair basketball star, he's married to Elena, Victor is released out of prison and their destinies begin to cross again. (imdb)
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Enter the Void
"Enter the Void" takes a hypnotic and hallucinatory trip through the eyes and mind of an American drug-dealer living in Tokyo with his sister.
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Eastbound & Down
Years after he turned his back on his hometown, a burned-out major league ballplayer returns to teach phys ed at his old middle school. (imdb)
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Cargo
Cargo is a post apocalyptic thriller and an emotional story of a father trying to save his child at all costs. (imdb)
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Ebirah, Horror of the Deep
A young man steals a boat to find his brother, but he and his shipmates become shipwrecked on a mysterious island inhabited by a giant sea monster and a slumbering Godzilla. (imdb)
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Don\
A psychodrama about a photographer whose pictures tell a different story to that of her perception.
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Zapruder Film of Kennedy Assassination
Footage of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy captured by Abraham Zapruder with his 8mm home movie camera.
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Summer with Monika
Harry Lund, 19 years old, works at a stock-room for glass and porcelain. In the vicinity works 17 year old Monika at a stock-room for vegetables. Monika is a cheerful and happy young woman and when she sees Harry at a cafe she starts to talk with him. They fall in love with each other... (imdb)
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99 francs
Octave (Dujardin) is a succesful publicist working in the hippest advertisement company in Paris. His life is a collection of hedonistic and excessive parties. He's the one who wears the latest clothes from the big brands before even they come out. His life on the edge comes to a screeching halt when he leaves his girlfriend who was pregnant and gets hospitalized from overdose. From then on, he begins to view his life differently, but the advertisement world he lives in is still the same.
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