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The Day of the Locust
Tod Hackett, fresh out of Yale, wants to make it as an art director in late 1930's Hollywood - but he finds himself increasingly distracted by his new neighbor Faye, a would-be starlet with possible designs of her own on a lonely, morose accountant. As Tod is drawn deeper into the lurid private lives of studio bosses and film industry workers, he gradually becomes desperate to know if Faye - or anyone - is capable of real love. (imdb)
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Amateur
Isabelle is an ex-nun waiting for her special mission from God. In the meantime, she is making a living writing pornography... (imdb)
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The Cat Piano
The Cat Piano (2009) - Short Film
A city of singing cats is preyed upon by a shadowy figure intent on performing a twisted feline symphony. (imdb)
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Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
Sequel to the '84 film. 8 years after the first, authorities discover the mutilated bodies of adults in the secluded town of Gatlin, Nebraska and children hiding in the corn. Enter John Garrett and son Danny who head for Gatlin on a story and get caught up in this mess when an orphan named Micah is possessed by He Who Walks Behind The Rows. (imdb)
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Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Admiral Nelson takes a brand new atomic submarine through its paces. When the Van Allen radiation belt catches fire, the admiral must find a way to beat the heat or watch the world go up in smoke. (imdb)
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Inside
Still grieving over her recently deceased boyfriend, a pregnant woman becomes haunted by a mysterious woman. (imdb)
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Dead Men Don\
Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut. (imdb)
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Les Trois couronnes du matelot
Based on the southern Chilean island of Chiloé's myth of "Caleuche", or The Ship of the Dead. (imdb)
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Gemini
A heinous crime tests the complex relationship between a tenacious personal assistant and her Hollywood starlet boss. As the assistant unravels the mystery, she must confront her own understanding of friendship, truth, and celebrity. (imdb)
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Rage
When the Russian mob kidnaps the daughter of a reformed criminal, he rounds up his old crew and seeks his own brand of justice. (imdb)
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