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Lloyd Kaufman
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Country: USA

Total Titles at Criticker: 76 - You've Seen 0

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Titles You Haven't Rated: Actor (58) | Director (22) | Writer (12)
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Return to Return to Nuke
Return to Nuke 'Em High: Volume 2 is the continuation of Lloyd Kaufman's inspired two-part indie event film. Lauren and Chrissy, two lesbian lovers, must face and defeat the most corrupt and evil forces ever to descend upon Tromaville... and the world! (imdb)
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Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Streets (2017)
After moving to Los Angeles to start anew, Adam, an out of the closet single father of a yeti baby, is dragged into the underground sex trade when his child is kidnapped; Now with the help of his two new friends, a heroin-addicted yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, they must fight the forces of evil to save the world. (imdb)
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Cell (2016)
When a mysterious cell phone signal causes apocalyptic chaos, an artist is determined to reunite with his young son in New England. (imdb)
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Spidarlings (2016)
Poverty stricken lovers Eden and Matilda have enough trouble just getting through the days, but when Eden buys a pet spider the real troubles start. (imdb)
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Alcoholist (2016)
An alcoholic spends all his time spying on his neighbor, waiting for the right moment to kill him.
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Ten (2014)
Ten women spend the night in a supposedly haunted mansion on Spektor Island in December 1972. Crazy superstitions don't stop them from raiding the wine cellar and throwing a party, at least until the first murder. (letterboxd)
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Chubbies (2014)
Chubbies (2014) - Direct-to-Video
It's Halloween night at the Bowl-o-Rama where Samantha and her friends are having a party. Everyone's having a great time... until the Chubbies arrive. From the distant planet of Snerd, where sex is outlawed, come the chubbies. A race of grotesque, and horny little creatures, hell bent on global domination by invading your body through any orifice they can find. The party dies and the horror is born when the teens are held captive by the Chubbies and must fight to keep their butt holes tight... (imdb)
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Adjust Your Tracking (2013)
Adjust Your Tracking is a feature-length documentary film directed by Levi "Dabeedo" Peretic and Dan Kinem. It's a passion project made by true lovers of the format hoping to capture why VHS holds such a special place in so many different people's hearts. The film features interviews with VHS collectors, video store owners, filmmakers, and distributors. (Dan Kinem)
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House of Forbidden Secrets (2013)
Jacob Hunt has had some very bad breaks in life. His wife left him, his friends have all abandoned him, and his children barely see him! Jacob has been given an amazing gift and the chance he needs to get back on his feet and start anew. Jacob has landed the job of overnight security officer at the old ShadowView Manor. It has now been turned into a commercial office and retail building. Jacob is about to learn nights around the old Manor contains many secrets... (imdb)
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Return to Nuke
Return to the Class of Nuke 'Em High follows a young couple that are up against the school glee club. Unfortunately, the glee club has mutated into a gang called The Cretins. When the other students begin to undergo mutations, our couple must solve the mystery and save Tromaville High School. (imdb)
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Sheriff Tom vs. the Zombies (2013)
One year after Mary Horror's rampage, Sheriff Tom has her spell book and wicked intentions of his own. (imdb)
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I Spill Your Guts (2012)
Two friends Dennis and Joe join the military together. While on a routine mission, the two are quickly surrounded by enemy fire. When Joe stands up in the line of fire to run, Dennis pushes him out of the way and takes a bullet in the throat. Dennis wakes up in hospital to find Joe rewarded as a hero. Joe told a lie and took all the glory, and Dennis was left as a mute from the accident. Dennis can't talk, but actions speak louder then words. (imdb)
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Creep Van (2012)
Life without a car can be murder. Nobody is going to learn that lesson faster than Campbell Jackman, a 20-something, out of work and out of options misfit in Detroit. After a disastrous move to Los Angeles, Campbell is quickly learning that the only thing worse than life with no vehicle is trying to buy one from a Creepy madman! The Van now has a new owner and the Creep Vans death toll rise's, things for Campbell take a turn for the worse when the Creep begins calling and threatening him. (amazon.co.uk)
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Trailers from Hell Volume 2 (2011)
Trailer compilation (mostly B-movies) coupled with passionate film commentary from some very hip directors and screenwriters. (366weirdmovies)
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Father
Ahab, a man obsessed with exacting a brutal, violent revenge on the man who murdered his dad, joins John, an eager priest, and Twink, a hot-headed street hustler, on an epic quest to find and defeat this mythical monster known as Chris Fuchman AKA The Father's Day Killer. (imdb)
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Little Big Boy (2011)
Jimmy Duncan is a film director working on his fourth film but things are not exactly going as planned. (imdb)
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Super (2011)
After his wife falls under the influence of a drug dealer, an everyday guy transforms himself into Crimson Bolt, a superhero with the best intentions, though he lacks for heroic skills. (imdb)
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Hack Job (2011)
Hack Job (2011) - Direct-to-Video
James and Mike are tired of art films taking away the credit that horror films deserve. So, they get a script from the devil to make the best horror film ever. The script has three stories in it. The first is about Nazis that awaken a mummy's curse. The second tale is about an alien that crashes a battle of the bands and then starts eating the contestants, and the last story is about a man who gets possessed to kill televangelists. (imdb)
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Mary Horror (2011)
Mary Horowitz is a normal high school senior who has just moved from Salem Massachusetts to a small corrupt town in New Jersey. Mary's life has not been going the way she planned. Her grandmother has passed away, her best friend Kelly has been missing for almost two weeks and she suspects her boyfriend of cheating on the eve of her homecoming dance. A distraught Mary comes home to witness her family being brutally murdered. (imdb)
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Klown Kamp Massacre (2010)
Fifteen years ago, Edwin went to clown camp to fulfill his lifelong dream of bringing laughter to the world... but nobody laughed. Humiliated on graduation night, Edwin viciously murdered the entire camp before vanishing into legend. Now, despite the warnings of the town drunk, old man Bonzo has reopened the ranch and a new class of clowns have unwittingly signed up. (imdb)
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Slaughter Weekend (2010)
A weekend for a group of store clerks ends with slaughter. (imdb)
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Stripperland (2010)
A strange virus causes the majority of the female population to turn into lethal carnivorous zombie strippers. A small band of survivors - amiable geek Idaho, laconic macho cowboy Frisco, spunky Virginia, and her scrappy sister West - embark on a dangerous cross country trek to get to Grandma's house in Portland, Oregon. (imdb)
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Hanger (2009)
Hanger (2009) - Direct-to-Video
Hanger is a horrifying tale of revenge that begins with a back-alley abortion, and ends with a bloodbath so vicious that it brings a new meaning to 'an eye for eye.' From pimps to dealers and hookers to junkies, Hanger dives headfirst into the depths of human depravity. (imdb)
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Melvin (2009)
Melvin, a high school student who doesn't fit in, becomes victim of a horrible prank, now he will seek revenge on all who wronged him... and even some who didn't. (imdb)
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Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2009)
H.P. Lovecraft's classic Beyond the Wall of Sleep, a tale of madness and discovery re-told as a neo-noir tribute to B movie chillers. (imdb)
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Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009)
2009 installment in the "Bikini Bloodbath" franchise. And set at Christmas.
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Nun of That (2009)
Nun of That is an action-comedy that follows Sister Kelly Wrath as she transforms from a nun with a simple temper problem to a vengeful killer. After being gunned down in an alley, she ascends to heaven to receive training from some of the great figures of religious mythology (Moses, Gandhi, and Jesus himself). She is then set back to Earth to join the other members of the Order of the Black Habit, a group of supernatural vigilante nuns as they seek revenge against the mob. (imdb)
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Crazy Animal (2009)
Crazy Animal (2009) - Direct-to-Video
Ricky tracks down some allegedly bad frat boys, ties them up and sings them cheesy 80s heavy metal songs until they confess to their crime... well, one of them confesses to his crime... but just as he confesses, he breaks free from his ropes and begins going on a killing spree! (imdb)
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Direct Your Own Damn Movie! (2009)
Legendary director Lloyd Kaufman, President of Troma Entertainment and Creator of the Toxic Avenger, reveals 40 years worth of maverick cinematic know-how in Direct Your Own Damn Movie! Lloyd offers you the magic key to operating outside the film studio system as well as providing you with the roadmap to script writing, pre-production, casting, managing your set, post-production and the secrets of selling you movie! (imdb)
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Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned (2008)
Sammy (Gregg Aaron Greenberg) plans to throw a bachelor party for his best friend, Chuck (Joseph Riker), and secures a sweet hideaway in the Hamptons for the occasion. Soon three sexy strippers arrive, but things could get a little gory when Chuck's fiancée makes an appearance.
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Bryan Loves You (2008)
The life of a therapist (played by writer-director Seth Landau) begins to unravel when he delves into the inner workings of a sinister religious cult that's taking over his Arizona town. At the heart of their dogmatic devotion is Bryan, a brutally murdered, near-mythological figure whose mindless worshippers don't countenance heretics. Inspired by a true story, this spine-chilling indie gem also stars George Wendt and Brinke Stevens.
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Death of the Reel (2008)
Guy Maddin (played by, yes, Guy Maddin) reads a newspaper article declaring the death of cinema in the United States. He decides to ride - or fly - to the rescue. The idea is that the young people have been zombified by their iPhones and iPods and have become celluloid illiterates who watch postage stamp-sized movies on tiny screens. Maddin comes to Kansas to save cinema. (imdb)
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The Horror Convention Massacre (2007)
There'll be a massacre at the horror convention!
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Blood, Boobs & Beast (2007)
The story of Don Dohler, an independent sci-fi and horror icon.
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Slaughter Party (2006)
Slaughter Party (2006) - Direct-to-Video
A mad scientist turns a dwarf (Mighty Mike Murga) into a murderer who targets half-naked lesbians.
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren't the only ones crying fowl! (imdb)
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Die and Let Live (2006)
When Benny tries to impress his crush Stephanie by throwing a party (with the help of his friend Smalls), he finds himself in quite a dilemma: a nearby medical testing facility has had an outbreak of test subjects for an experimental virus that revives the dead. When the infected undead show up to the party, it's up to Benny and Smalls to try to save the day. (imdb)
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LovecraCked! The Movie (2006)
Follow the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to discover the truth behind enigmatic horror author H.P. Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way strange and macabre tales play out, pulling the reporter ever deeper into the writer's mystical world. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing's for sure, the truth is out there... he's just not entirely sure where. (Big Juggernaut Productions)
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Nowhere Man (2005)
Just how bad can things get? Conrad has found a pornographic video featuring his fiancé. Shocked, he calls the wedding off. But now, after an emotionally brutal week, an abused Jennifer has cut off Conrad's penis - and taken it with her for ransom! A doctor has advised Conrad that if found immediately, there is some hope for re-attachment. But where is Jennifer hiding? (First Run Features)
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Horror Business (2005)
A documentary on horror movies.
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Make Your Own Damn Movie! (2005)
Based on the book of the same name, Lloyd Kaufman and the Troma Studios team share their wisdom about filmmaking to independent filmmakers everywhere. They make a documentary of the team's visits and have interviews, and there is a behind-the-scenes look at how many famous Hollywood filmmakers who started with Troma make their movies and how Troma has inspired them. (imdb)
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Cutting Room! (2005)
A group of "aspiring actors" attend a "cast party" for their low budget slasher movie. Missing from the fun is the movie's director, who later the cast finds out is a killer herself! What lies ahead is a story of gruesome murder, spine-tingling suspense....and side splitting comedy? What demise will our young actors meet? Will anyone survive?...or will they all starve waiting for the pizza guy to arrive? (Written by Lazarus Entertainment.)
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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Red Toole (Tim Gerstmar), a serial killer with a heart of gold and a cape made of human flesh, is on a mission to save his wife, Violet (Pippi Zornoza), and the world's population from wicked Baron Nefarious (Geoff Mosher). While Nefarious hatches an evil plot to turn everyone into zombies, Toole is hot on his trail, killing anything that gets in his way. Monsters and naked zombie girls add to the ambience of this undead superhero free-for-all. (netflix.com)
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Punk Rock Holocaust (2004)
Punk Rock Holocaust (2004) - Direct-to-Video
This slasher/zombie comedy follows Warped Tour founder Kevin Lyman as he tries to maintain the tour while keeping the evil record executive Belial at bay. Meanwhile, tour reporter Heather Vantress is trying to figure out who is behind the grizzly murders as the Warped Tour crew and bands are struggling to survive and stay on the road... (imdb)
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Tales from the Crapper (2004)
Anthology of horror stories from Troma Entertainment. (imdb)
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The Bonesetter (2003)
Hunted and killed a century ago for committing heinous crimes against boys and girls, a ruthless bonesetter (Jody Haucke) may stalk the living -- again -- in a quest to finish his evil plan. When the children of a small town begin to disappear one by one, the shy local librarian and a street-smart mom team up to put a crimp in the bonesetter's sadistic plot. Looks like they're gonna do some bone crunchin' themselves!
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Parts of the Family (2003)
Parts of the Family (2003) - Direct-to-Video
Beyond the front door of an old, decrepit house is buried a horrible and tragic past. One horryfing and gory night a family of four is brutally hacked to pieces. The only survivor is the young and beautiful housekeeper, Ella. When she steps out of the house one day, she has no idea that she is about to be snatched by failed bank-robber Jason Goodis. Goodis, however, could not have imagined that the innocent hostage he is dragging back inside, has an unquenchable thirst for blood! (imdb)
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Prison-A-Go-Go! (2003)
A women-in-prison action comedy featuring girls running amok! Multiple Shower Scenes! Kung Fu Food Fights! Mutant Zombies! Evil Scientists, Prominent Product Placement, and Mud Wrastlin! (imdb)
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Severe Injuries (2003)
The last in a long line of terribly inept serial killers sets out to fulfill his father's dying wish to make something of himself as a killer. Sneaking into a sorority house on the night of a big party, he fails to strike terror in the hearts of the ladies who live there. However, unbeknownst to Melvin, there is another killer lurking in the house - a killer just as inept.
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Doggie Tails, Vol. 1: Lucky
It's Lucky's first night away from home and it's scary... Until her kennel friends show her that a little independence can be Big Doggie Fun! (imdb)
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All the Love You Cannes! (2002)
A documentary about film-making with all-star cast interviews.
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Quest for the Egg Salad (2002)
Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"! The great wizard Bonejack fears that the evil Goblin King plans to use the egg salad to cover all of Central Earth in darkness and chaos! Mixing insane, offbeat comedy with the mystic times of legend and fantasy, Quest for the Egg Salad is sure to make you laugh, weep, or vomit with pure wonder! (tempevideo.com)
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The Tunnel (2001)
The Tunnel (2001) - Short Film
Life is a mystery. (tagline)
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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! (2001)
After collecting mountains of candy on Halloween night, the willful Mulva (Missy Donatuti) and her chocoholic friends are forced to defend themselves -- and their stash of sweets -- from an army of flesh-eating zombies with the help of a do-gooder named Mr. Bonejack (writer-director Chris Seaver).
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Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)
The first and only Super-Hero from New Jersey returns to the screen in his first feature film in ten years. (Troma)
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Waiting (2000)
This comedy takes you into the heart of South Philly's most notorious eatery, Broccoletti's Italian Bistro, where what goes on behind the kitchen doors is better left unknown. (No Head Films)
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Terror Firmer (1999)
This is the story of a low budget film crew, led by their blind film director, Larry Benjamin (Lloyd Kaufman/co-founder of Troma Inc.), trying to make some art. In addition to the typical trials and travails of a Troma set, the crew finds themselves set upon by a sexually conflicted, bomb bearing serial killer. Production assistant Jennifer (enchanting Alyce LaTourelle) struggles to succeed on set and to decide between the two men in her life... (imdb)
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Hamster PSA (1997)
Hamster PSA (1997) - Short Film
Public Service Announcement meant only for mother hamsters, warning them against eating their progeny due to the harmful effects it has on the human children who love them. We see one young child, Billy, who commits suicide after he witnesses the gory tragedy of his hamster, Princess, eating her babies. All of this is narrated by a large-busted Tromette in a bikini, Schizophrenia. (imdb)
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Tromeo and Juliet (1996)
A modern, punk adaptation of Shakespeare's classic. Told irreverently, this film attempts to impact the viewer in the same way theatre-goers were effected in Shakespeare's time (imdb)
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Class of Nuke
The third installment in the Class of Nuke 'em High series takes up where part 2 left off. A giant mutant squirrel has destroyed the Tromaville power plant and Roger Smith has saved the day. This one begins as Roger's twin sons Adlai and Dick are born. Dick is stolen at the hospital and Roger only knows that his one son Adlai exists. Dick is raised by thugs and is taught to be evil while Adlai is taught to be good and peaceful... (imdb)
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The Troma System (1993)
The Troma System was a 30 minute infomercial that originally aired on Comedy Central in 1993. The idea was that by purchasing Troma Inc. movie products you could better yourself as a person. (imdb)
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Class of Nuke
The class of nuke 'em high is back, and this time they're in college! Tromaville's nuclear factory has been rebuilt and now includes the Tromaville institute of technology. Located inside the nuclear plant, Tromaville Tech is where Prof. Holt has perfected Sub-humanoids.... Living beings without emotions, who have been genetically programmed to perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love... (imdb)
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Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1991)
Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. (imdb)
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The Toxic Avenger, Part II (1989)
The Toxic Avenger is lured to Tokyo, Japan by the evil corporation Apocalypse Inc. So while the Toxic Avenger is fighting crime in Tokyo, Apocalypse Inc. spread evil in Tromaville. (imdb)
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The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989)
Toxie finds he has nothing to do as a superhero, as he has ridden his city of evil. So he decides to go to work for a major corporation, which he discovers may be the evilest of all his adversaries. (imdb)
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Gorgon Video Magazine (1989)
A 69 minute magazine format video complete with gore and nudity. Features interviews, reviews, trailers and more.
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Troma
A small group of typical Tromaville citizens find themselves in the path of a terrorist army controlled by the power elite. The freedom of Tromaville and the world is at stake! Troma's War creates new kinds of heroes. A used car salesman, a handsome environmentalist, an obese junk-food gourmand, a seventy-year-old housewife, some sensational young women, a year old jingoistic baby and more sensational women all become deadly soldiers... (imdb)
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Class of Nuke
The pupils at a high school next to a nuclear power plant start acting and looking strange after buying contaminated drugs from a plant worker. (imdb)
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The Toxic Avenger (1984)
This is the story of Melvin, the resident geek at the local health club. One day, Slug and Bozo (some resident jocks) chase Melvin around the club and Melin ends up plunging out of the window into a tub of toxic waste. Melvin is transformed into The Toxic Avenger and he is a geek no more! (imdb)
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Stuck on You! (1983)
A couple with marriage problems goes to Family Court, where a judge takes them back in time to view lovers through the ages. (imdb)
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The First Turn-On!! (1983)
A group of teenage summer campers and one counselor share the stories of their first sexual experiences when an avalanche traps them in a cave... (imdb)
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Waitress! (1982)
Three lovely waitresses contend with a drunken, slovenly chef and mutinous patrons. (imdb)
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Squeeze Play (1980)
A male softball team is challenged by a female softball team to see who is best. (imdb)
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Rocky (1976)
A small time boxer gets a once in a lifetime chance to fight the heavyweight champ in a bout in which he strives to go the distance for his self-respect (imdb)
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Sugar Cookies (1973)
A pornographer tricks a model into committing suicide on camera. The dead girl's friend discovers what happened, and swears to take her revenge. "Meet the beautiful people who live...and die in a freaky, try anything world." (imdb)
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The Battle of Love
After a series of mishaps, a young man is fired from his job for failing to deliver a package. He goes on a journey to find himself, encountering various characters including a priest and the owner of a pornographic bookstore, who are seen in black and white interview segments. (imdb)
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