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Red Notice
An Interpol agent tracks the world's most wanted art thief. (imdb)
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Frygtelig lykkelig
A cop is reassigned to a small danish village after having done "something terrible". Assuming that its an easy job he soon discovers that the residents have their own way of dealing with things.
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Venus
Maurice and Ian are successful but aging actors, close friends whose conversation revolves around theatrical shop talk and the infirmities of septuagenarianism. Ian in particular is fearful that death is right around the corner, so he agrees to let his niece's daughter Jessie move in to his flat to care for him. Jessie, a provincial girl in her early twenties, turns out to be a nightmare for Ian, a hard-drinking, rude, and dismissive twerp... (imdb)
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Tadpole
Coming-of-age story about a 15-year-old boy, Oscar, who falls in love with his stepmother, Eve. (imdb)
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La Gueule ouverte
The film recounts with Bressonian sobriety the story of a family coping with the imminent death of their mother. As she slips away from life, she confronts her 34-year relationship with her philandering, alcoholic husband, and comforts her dutiful and affectionate but feckless son, who searches for release from his anguish in anonymous sex. Nathalie Baye is quietly wrenching as the daughter-in-law. (cinema.ucla.edu)
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The Sea of Trees
A suicidal American befriends a Japanese man lost in a forest near Mt. Fuji and the two search for a way out. (imdb)
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Robot Chicken
Robot Chicken (2005) - TV Series
From creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, 'Robot Chicken' is stop-motion animation with a demented twist. (imdb)
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Mucize
Story of relationship between one teacher and disabled man.
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Black and White
A searing, comedic and exhilarating look at race, sex and hip hop in the melting pot that is Manhattan at the turn of the 21st century. (Screen Gems)
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Private School
Christine, a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine's arch rival Jordan also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim's uber-slob buddy Bubba is going with Betsy, Christine's cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. (imdb)
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