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Blade II
Wesley Snipes returns as Blade, the Marvel Comics half-human, half-vampire character he vividly brought to life in the 1998 hit film of the same name. (New Line Cinema)
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War Witch
A civil war in Africa. After her village is burned down by rebels and her parents are killed, Komona is forced into the jungle as a child soldier. Her brutal commander not only trains her in the use of arms but also orders her to sleep with him. Searching for shelter amidst the horror, she turns to a slightly older boy with white hair who she calls 'Magician' and falls in love with. (mubi.com)
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Monk
Monk (2002) - TV Series
Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way. (imdb)
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Color Me Kubrick
The true story of a man who posed as director Stanley Kubrick during the production of Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut, despite knowing very little about his work and looking nothing like him.
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Hatchet
When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare. (imdb)
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Little Fugitive
Joey, a young boy, runs away to Coney Island after he is tricked into believing he has killed his older brother. Joey collects glass bottles and turns them into money, which he used to ride the rides. (imdb)
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Life of an American Fireman
A fireman rushes to save a girl trapped in a burning house.
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Everybody Hates Chris
A young African American teen attempts to survive with his dysfunctional family and his all white school in the 1980s. (imdb)
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Nymphomaniac: Volume 1
A self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating. (imdb)
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An unexpected detour causes a woman who is trying to figure out how to break up with her boyfriend to rethink her life.
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