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Blood and Bone
After five years behind bars, Isaiah Bone (Michael Jai White) finally has the freedom to do what he wants. And the first thing on his list? Getting revenge for a fallen friend who asked him to take care of his wife and child should anything ever happen to him. Of course, meting out justice -- Bone-style -- will require total and complete immersion in the underground fighting scene. Eamonn Walker and Julian Sands co-star. (netflix.com)
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Rap stars Redman and Method Man star as Jamal and Silas, two regular guys who smoke something magical, ace their college entrance exams and wind up at Harvard. (Universal Pictures)
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Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theatre
Louis C.K. performing original stand-up comedy material at the Beacon Theatre in New York.
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Mr. Turner
An exploration of the last quarter century of the great, if eccentric, British painter J.M.W. Turner's life. (imdb)
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The Lost City
A reclusive romance novelist on a book tour with her cover model gets swept up in a kidnapping attempt that lands them both in a cutthroat jungle adventure.
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Den enfaldige mördaren
A mentally challenged man escapes from his tyrannical master and finds happiness when a poor family takes him in. (imdb)
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Children Shouldn\
Six friends dig up a corpse named Orville. They use it in a satanic ritual to make the dead rise from their graves. Look out!!! (imdb)
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7 Boxes
A teenage delivery boy working in an illegal Paraguayan market must dodge thieves, rival gangs and the omnipresent police when he undertakes a dangerous contract to transport a load of mysterious -- and highly sought-after -- crates to the edge of town. (tiff.net)
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Doom House
Doom House (2005) - Short Film
After the heartbreaking death of his wife, Reginald P. Linux (Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka) packs his bags and searches for a new place to call home... (imdb)
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Knockaround Guys
The four sons of major Brooklyn mobsters have to team up to retrieve a bag of cash in a small Montana town ruled by a corrupt sheriff. Specifically, the story gets started when Matt Demaret goes on a job to deliver the money for his mob father on the advice of his uncle. Things don't go as planned though...
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