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Two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course.

A teenager (Dylan Minnette) and his mother (Piercey Dalton) find themselves besieged by threatening forces when they move into a new house.

A fading comedian and a suicidally despondent ballet dancer must look to each other to find meaning and hope in their lives.

In the 1980s, college student Samantha Hughes takes a strange babysitting job that coincides with a full lunar eclipse. She slowly realizes her clients harbor a terrifying secret; they plan to use her in a satanic ritual. (imdb)

A serial killer decides to dissect the critically panned Star Wars prequels to determine their TRUE flaws. (imdb)

A security operative hunts for an assassin. Based on the Villanelle novellas by Luke Jennings. (imdb)

Bob Saginowski finds himself at the center of a robbery gone awry and entwined in an investigation that digs deep into the neighborhood's past where friends, families, and foes all work together to make a living - no matter the cost.

Ex-mob boss Christopher Walken is kidnapped by a group of four kids in a haphazard attempt at paying the ransom for another, separate kidnapping. Complexities arise as the group cannot seem to do anything right. (imdb)

An ex-felon named Spenser returns to Boston's criminal underworld to unravel a twisted murder conspiracy. (imdb)

A group of Iraq War veterans looks to clear their name with the U.S. military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime for which they were framed.