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George Kellerman and his wife make a trip to New York, where he is about to take a new job. This journey turns out to be a trip to hell... (imdb)

Based on author Patrick O'Brian's series of Aubrey/Maturin novels, the film is set during the Napoleonic Wars. Crowe is Captain "Lucky" Jack Aubrey, renowned as a fighting captain in the British Navy, and Bettany is ship's doctor Stephen Maturin. Their ship, the H.M.S. Surprise, is suddenly attacked by a superior enemy. (20th Century Fox)

Magician Presto DiGiotagione is famous for a hat trick, but his partner, a rabbit named Alec, is being uncooperative unless he gets his carrot.

A chameleon that aspires to be a swashbuckling hero finds himself in a Western town plagued by bandits and is forced to literally play the role in order to protect it.

Two actresses who have auditioned for one part, sharing the same apartment with opposite personalities equals a night which either neither of them will forget - if they survive! (imdb)

With the help of three fans, The Muppets must reunite to save their old theater from a greedy oil tycoon. (imdb)

Rise of the Footsoldier follows the inexorable rise of Carlton Leach from one of the most feared generals of the football terraces to becoming a member of a notorious gang of criminals who rampaged their way through London and Essex in the late eighties and early nineties. (imdb)

Zorg is a handyman working at in France, maintaining and looking after the bungalows. He lives a quiet and peaceful life... (imdb)

Barnaby Fulton, a chemist, is working on youth formula for a chemical company by testing it on chimps... (imdb)

Merlin the Magician teaches a young boy who is destined to be King Arthur. (imdb)