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Barney\
The picaresque and touching story of the politically incorrect, fully lived life of the impulsive, irascible and fearlessly blunt Barney Panofsky. (imdb)
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The Flash
Barry Allen / The Flash travels back in time to prevent his mother's murder, which brings unintended consequences to his timeline (wikipedia.com).
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The Darwin Awards
A forensic detective (Fiennes) and an insurance claims investigator (Ryder) trek to investigate a potential Darwin Award winner. From www.darwinawards.com: "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways." (imdb)
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Orta Direk Saban
A comedy starring Kemal Sunal as a factory worker who has to deal with kidnapping gangsters.
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Persona
A nurse is put in charge of a actress who can't talk and finds that the actresses persona is melding with hers.
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Stage Door
A boardinghouse full of aspiring actresses and their ambitions, dreams and disappointments. (imdb)
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Her Alibi
A writer of BAD detective novels is in full writers' block. He pretends to be the alibi of a beautiful woman who was arrested for murder at first thinking her innocent, but as she shows more and more interesting abilities (such as knife throwing) he begins to doubt his first assessment. (imdb)
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The Lobster
In a dystopian near future, single people are obliged to find a matching mate in 45 days or are transformed into animals and released into the woods. (imdb)
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Mr. Nice
The life story of Howard Marks, an elite British drug smuggler. (imdb)
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Harsh Times
From the writer of "Training Day," Harsh Times is a gritty look at friendship, loyalty and ambition on the extremely rough streets of south central Los Angeles. (MGM)
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