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American Honey
A teenage girl with nothing to lose joins a traveling magazine sales crew, and gets caught up in a whirlwind of hard partying, law bending and young love as she criss-crosses the Midwest with a band of misfits. (imdb)
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The Entertainer
Archie Rice, a pathetic music hall comic, plagued by debts, manipulates those around him in a defiant and selfish attempt to survive against improbable odds. He drinks, makes crude philosophical jokes about sex and politics and humiliates his lamenting, gin-soaked wife. Archie lures his father, Billy Rice, out of retirement for a benefit performance which will ultimately bring financial aid to Archie and his impractical investments. (imdb)
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Loves of a Blonde
A working-class young woman (Andula) in a hick Czech town sleeps with one of the band members of a group from Prague... (imdb)
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Kung Fury
Kung Fury (2015) - Short Film
During an unfortunate series of events a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time; Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time, to Nazi Germany, in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all. (imdb)
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Little Otik
When a childless couple learn that they cannot have children, it causes great distress. To ease his wife's pain, the man finds a stump in the backyard and chops it and varnishes it into the shape of a child. However the woman takes the root as her baby and starts to pretend that it is real. When the root takes life they seem to have gained a child; but its appetite is much greater than that of a normal child. (imdb)
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Rush Hour
The fastest hands in the East meet the biggest mouth in the West when legendary martial arts daredevil Jackie Chan teams with comedic powerhouse Chris Tucker. (New Line Cinema)
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The Hills Run Red
The Hills Run Red (2009) - Direct-to-Video
A group of friends venture into the wilderness to hunt down a copy of the long-lost horror movie "The Hills Run Red".
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Hagazussa
Paranoia & Superstition in 15th Century Europe. (imdb)
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The Crowd
Born on the fourth of July, 1900, the future holds unlimited potential for newborn John Sims. (imdb)
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The Double Life of Veronique
Two parallel stories about two identical women; one living in Poland, the other in France. They don't know each other, but their lives are nevertheless profoundly connected.
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