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Humanity and Paper Balloons
Begins with the investigation of a suicide, an impoverished, elderly ex-samurai who had hanged himself because -- having pawned his real sword blades and replaced them with bamboo; this was done for him not to starve to death -- he had been unable to perform the samurai ritual of seppuku (ritual suicide, done with a sword piercing the stomach). The slum residents react by having a "wake" for the dead man, which is actually an excuse for them to drink up and make as merry as they can... (IMDB Comments)
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Çöpçüler Kralı
This is a film about a naive poor garbage man (k. sunal-as apti), falling in love with his chef's (sener sen) fiancée.
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I rymden finns inga känslor
18 year old Simon is living with his brother Sam. Simon has severe aspbergers needs structure to handle life and every day has to go after a strict schedule. When Sams girlfriend gets enough and moves out everything turns upside down. Simon realises he has no other choice but to find Sam a new girl so that the schedule can be restored again.
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Never Say Never Again
A SPECTRE agent has stolen two American nuclear warheads, and James Bond must find their targets before they are detonated.
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Film socialisme
A symphony in three movements. Things such as a Mediterranean cruise, numerous conversations, in numerous languages, between the passengers, almost all of whom are on holiday... Our Europe. At night, a sister and her younger brother have summoned their parents to appear before the court of their childhood. The children demand serious explanations of the themes of Liberty, Equality and Fraternity. Our humanities. Visits to six sites of true or false myths.
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The Band Concert
Mickey and his band are determined to perform their music despite the interferance of Donald Duck and a powerful storm. (imdb)
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The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them
One couple's story as they try to reclaim the life and love they once knew and pick up the pieces of a past that may be too far gone. (imdb)
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Patch Adams
Robin Williams is Patch Adams - a doctor who believes in laughter as medicine and will do just about anything to make his patients laugh - even if it means risking his own career. (Universal)
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The Kindergarten Teacher
A kindergarten teacher in New York becomes obsessed with one of her students who she believes is a child prodigy. (imdb)
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Oh, Woe is Me
Romance about Simon Donnadieu and his decision to leave his ever-loving wife Rachel. (imdb)
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