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A young woman is going to Paris by bus, but when she steps out of her house she discovers that her garden and the whole village is flooded with water. With a boat and a bike she succeeds to reach a dry spot in the village. There a young man in a car offers her a lift. They drive around in circles, trying to find a way out of the area, but all ways are blocked by the water. (IMDB)
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Double Impact
Jean Claude Van Damme plays a dual role as Alex and Chad, twins separated at the death of their parents... (imdb)
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The Loneliest Planet
A local guide takes a young couple through a backpacking trip across the Georgian wilderness. (tiff.net)
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The Secret Life of Bees
Set in South Carolina in 1964, the film is the moving tale of Lily Owens a 14 year-old girl who is haunted by the memory of her late mother. To escape her lonely life and troubled relationship with her father, Lily flees with Rosaleen, her caregiver and only friend, to a South Carolina town that holds the secret to her mother's past. Taken in by the intelligent and independent Boatwright sisters, Lily finds solace in their mesmerizing world of beekeeping, honey and the Black Madonna.
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The Pawnshop
The Pawnshop (1916) - Short Film
Charlie competes with his fellow shop assistant. He is fired by the pawnbroker and rehired. He nearly destroys everything in the shop and and himself. He helps capture a burglar. He destroys a client's clock while examining it in detail. (imdb)
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Tango
Tango (1981) - Short Film
A short animated film by Zibgniew Rybczynski. All the events take place in a single room. The same simple scene is replayed over over, each time with more detail and characters. Won an 1983 Oscar for the best animated short film. (User: velocipedist)
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Bushwhacked
On the run from authorities, a sleazy courier poses as a scout leader on a camping trip. But he has no idea what he's in for when he has to lead a group of kids. (imdb)
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Bad News Bears
Grizzled former professional baseball player Morris Buttermaker (Thornton) is recruited by a strait-laced lawyer (Harden) to coach the Bears, a woefully inept Little League team. He's got to find a way to drive this gang of 12 misfits to a championship against their hated rivals: the Yankees and their overbearing coach (Kinnear). From the director that brought you "School of Rock" working with the writing team behind "Bad Santa" comes a hilarious 2005 homage to an irreverent 1976 comedy: "Bad News Bears." (Paramount Pictures)
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Come Play
A monster named Larry that manifests itself through smart phones and mobile devices. Feature film version of the 2017 short film. (imdb)
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I Love Lucy
I Love Lucy (1951) - TV Series
A daffy woman constantly strives to become a star along with her bandleader husband and gets herself in the strangest situations. (imdb)
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