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The Cook
The Cook (1918) - Short Film
In an attempt at greater efficiency, the chef of a fancy oceanside restaurant and his assistant wreak havoc in the establishment. Adding to the complications is the arrival of a robber. (imdb)
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My Life
A terminally ill man prepares for his death. (imdb)
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Jaws 3-D
The sons of police chief Brody must protect civilians at a Sea World theme park after a gigantic 35-foot shark becomes trapped in the park. (imdb)
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What We Did On Our Holiday
A family go on holiday to Scotland to visit their terminally ill grandfather.
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Mysterious Object at Noon
This film is an experimental mix of documentary and fiction. The film crew travels from the Thai countryside to Bangkok, asking the people they encounter along the way to continue a story about a handicapped boy and his teacher [IMDB]
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After Yang
In a near future, a family reckons with questions of love, connection, and loss after their A.I. helper unexpectedly breaks down. (imdb)
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Heaven Knows What
A vagabond couple in NYC battling addiction amidst a manic love affair. (imdb)
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Split Second
In a futuristic London, the rising sea levels mean that large areas are under feet of water. Hauer plays a cop who previously lost his partner to some strange creature. Now the creature is back and its after him. (imdb)
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56 Up
56 Up (2012) - TV Movie
Nearly 50 years since viewers first met a group of British seven-year-olds in Granada TV's 7 Up documentary, Michael Apted returns with another update to find out how their lives have changed. Now in their mid-50s, the participants - who include Andrew, Bruce, Jackie, Lynn, Neil, Paul, Sue, Symon and Tony - discuss the highs and lows of getting older, reveal whether they have achieved their ambitions and reflect on their appearances in previous instalments of the landmark series.
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Generation Kill
Generation Kill (2008) - TV Mini-Series
A seven-hour miniseries based on Evan Wright's book about his experiences as an embedded reporter with the United States Marine Corps' 1st Reconnaissance Battalion during the Iraq war's first phase in 2003. (wikipedia.org)
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