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A kabuki actor's mistress hatches a jealous plot to bring down her lover's son.

When an overzealous Korean Coast Guard soldier kills a local civilian at night when the civilian is in a restricted area, the officials give him a seven-day pass and he begins his descent into madness. (imdb comments)

Ben Archer is not happy. His mother, Sandy, has just met a man, and it looks like things are pretty serious... (imdb)

The picaresque and touching story of the politically incorrect, fully lived life of the impulsive, irascible and fearlessly blunt Barney Panofsky. (imdb)

A paranoid and personally-secretive surveillance expert has a crisis of conscience when he suspects that a couple he is spying on will be murdered.

A picture-perfect family is shattered when the work of a serial killer hits too close to home. Dylan McDermott stars in this chilling portrait of all-American evil. (imdb)

Kelly Collins, an artistic, fashion-minded teen who's forced to go from flashy fab to olive drab at her new stepdad's military academy. As the clumsiest, most clueless recruit ever to botch basic training, Kelly seems to be fighting an uphill battle to fit in. But it's all-out war when she butts heads with Cadet Captain Stone, a tough-as-nails, by the book "commanding officer" determined to break her spirit. (Disney)

An American writer moves to Paris to be closer to his daughter and finds himself falling immediately on hard times. Befriended by a French Arab who offers him a job, Tom finds himself employed as a security agent as he struggles to write his second novel and see his daughter. Meanwhile, his personal life takes a turn as he becomes involved with a beguiling woman. (tiff.net)

When the world's best spy is turned into a pigeon, he must rely on his nerdy tech officer to save the world.

A pre-teen girl grows up in a house of prostitution in the Storyville section of New Orleans in 1917. (imdb)