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Max goes to college, but to his embarassment his father loses his job and goes to his son's campus. (imdb)

Dracula, freed at last from a century in confinement, finds himself in a 21st century of chaos and temptation. (Dimension Films)

Bilal is 17 and comes from Iraq. He left his native land shortly after his girlfriend emigrated to England and is now in the midst of an adventurous journey across Europe in order to see her again. (imdb)

This comedy focuses on the disciplinarian head of a private school and his son, with the troubled young students and half-crazy teaching staff.

Lil works for the Legendre Company and causes Bill to divorce Irene and marry her. She has an affair with businessman Gaerste and uses him to force society to pay attention to her (imdb)

A high school rugby star's life is irrevocably changed when a senseless act of violence leads to a sudden, shocking tragedy. (tiff.net)

Junior's back in his first adventure since his last! Junior and Ben move to Mortville which seems like the perfect town to live in... (imdb)

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters is an action-adventure epic that tackles the mysterious circumstances that brought Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake together. An immortal piece of exercise equipment threatens the balance of galactic peace, and it is up to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force to run away from it. Complicating matters, the Plutonians team up with the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past for ultimate control of the deadly device. (First Look Studios)

A thinly fictionalized account of a legendary movie director, whose desire to hunt down an animal turns into a grim situation with his movie crew in Africa. (imdb)

A set of cheap musicboxes that people are willing to kill for puts Sherlock Holmes on the case. (imdb)