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The Dry
Aaron Falk returns to his drought-stricken hometown to attend a tragic funeral. But his return opens a decades-old wound - the unsolved death of a teenage girl.
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Paris
Pierre, a professional dancer, suffers from a serious heart disease. While he is waiting for a transplant which may (or may not) save his life, he has nothing better to do than look at the people around him, from the balcony of his Paris apartment. When Elise, his sister with three kids and no husband, moves in to his place to care for him, Pierre does not change his new habits. And instead of dancing himself, it is Paris and the Parisians who dance before his eyes. (imdb)
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Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Ricky is released from a mental hospital, and knows exactly what he wants to do. He hunts down Marina... (imdb)
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Strangers with Candy
Strangers with Candy is a daring leap backwards. A prequel to the critically acclaimed Comedy Central series of the same name, it is the tale of Jerri Blank (Sedaris), a forty-seven year old ex-con, junky whore who decides to return home after thirty-two years as a runaway. (ThinkFilm)
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Halloweentown
Marnie is a teenager, who just finds out she is a witch. Join her and her family in the first movie of the series as she battles warlocks, skeletons, and her mother.
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Weekend at Bernie\
Larry and Richard use a voodoo revived corpse to track down hidden money to clear their names. (imdb)
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The Man from Earth: Holocene
Sequel of "The Man from Earth", the story of a man who claims to be alive for thousands of years.
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The Hole
Four convicts in a French prison share a single cell. As all are incarcerated for serious crimes, including, perhaps, execution, they decide to escape and have collected materials for the purpose. Before they can begin carrying out their carefully prepared plan, another inmate is moved to their cell... (imdb)
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Ratcatcher
Glasgow, summer, 1973. Dustmen are striking; bags of garbage add to the blight of council flats and a fetid canal. Ryan, who's about 12, drowns during a play fight with his neighbor, the jug-eared James. James runs home, a flat where he lives with his often-drunk da, his ma, and sisters, who live in hope of moving to newly-built council flats. The slice-of-life, coming-of-age story follows James as he tags along with the older lads... (imdb)
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Foundation
Foundation (2021) - TV Series
A complex saga of humans scattered on planets throughout the galaxy all living under the rule of the Galactic Empire.
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