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The Ides of March
An idealistic staffer for a newbie presidential candidate gets a crash course on dirty politics during his stint on the campaign trail. Based on the play by Beau Willimon. (imdb)
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Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter
A master swordsman and former soldier and his hunchbacked assistant hunt vampires. (imdb)
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Blood Ties
Two brothers, on either side of the law, face off over organized crime in Brooklyn during the 1970s. (imdb)
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Madman
At a summer camp for youths, cockey pre-teen calls out the name of mass serial killer "Madman Marz"... (imdb)
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The Lost Patrol
A World War I British Army patrol is crossing the Mesopotomian desert when their commanding officer, the only one who knows their destination is killed by the bullet of unseen bandits. The patrol's sergeant keeps them heading north on the assumption that they will hit their brigade. They stop for the night at an oasis and awake the next morning to find their horses stolen, their sentry dead, the oasis surrounded and survival difficult. (imdb)
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Akai satsui
In detailed fashion, the film investigates the troubled psyche of a dull, uneducated lower-class housewife in a backward northeastern, province. The woman is so stupid that she is scarcely aware of the drabness of her life with a petty, bickering husband and his whining mother, or of her own thwarted sensuality... (IMDB Comments)
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Modern Inventions
Donald visits a museum of modern inventions; among the inventions he struggles with: a robot butler who keeps taking his hat; a package wrapping machine; a robot nursemaid; an automated barber chair. (imdb)
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Zéro de conduite: Jeunes diables au collège
After the holidays, Caussat and Bruel are going back to the boarding school, where their life is sad, dull, as all prisoner's ones. But there is plot setting up for a revolt... (imdb)
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Day & Night
Day & Night (2010) - Short Film
An animated personification of day meets an animated personification of night.
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Meet John Doe
A man needing money agrees to impersonate a nonexistent person who said he'd be committing suicide as a protest, and a political movement begins. (imdb)
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