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Two women, a fashion editor nearing her mid-thirties and a model who's just twenty, go to Gothenburg for a photo shoot. Suzanne calls her lover, desperate to see him. Doris, the model, is stopped on the street by an elegant older man who offers to buy her the gown she is eyeing in a boutique window. Later that day, each women meets up with her man, and seduction seems imminent... (imdb)
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Osmosis Jones
A cutting-edge, live action/animated action adventure comedy about one white blood cell's race against the biological clock to hunt down and destroy a lethal new virus. Bill Murray stars as Frank, in whose body the action unfolds.
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Devlerin aski
About a friendship between two different sorts of guys, the business that they build together and the love and jealousy which arises when one marries the other's ex.
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Crystal Fairy
Jamie is an insensitive American twentysomething traveling in Chile, who manages to create chaos at every turn. He and his friends are planning on taking a road trip to experience a legendary hallucinogen called the San Pedro cactus. In a fit of drunkenness at a wild party, Jamie invites an eccentric woman--a radical spirit named Crystal Fairy--to come along. What is meant to be a devil-may-care journey becomes a battle of wills as Jamie finds himself locking horns with his new traveling companion (Sundance)
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Infestation
Slacker Cooper Flynn awakes to find himself nauseous, weak and wrapped in webbing, cocooned to the wall of his office. After realizing the world's been taken over by giant insects, he wakes a small group of strangers and together they fight for survival.
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The Man Who Knew Infinity
Growing up poor in Madras, India, Srinivasa Ramanujan Iyengar earns admittance to Cambridge University during WWI, where he becomes a pioneer in mathematical theories with the guidance of his professor, G.H. Hardy. (imdb)
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Attila
Attila (2001) - TV Mini-Series
During the waning days of Roman Empire, the barbarian Huns are making their way torward Europe. A warrior named Attila violently assumes Hun leadership and unites the warring clans under his banner... (imdb)
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The Office
The Office (1966) - Short Film
The insane government bureaucracy at a state pension window. (imdb)
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Nothing
What if you wished everyone - and everything - would just go away!
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Absence of Malice
Revenge is sweet and Michael Colin Gallagher (Paul Newman) get 'em all. He beats them with his brains and their weaknesses. Wilford Brimley gives an Oscar worthy performance in a supporting role. (DuaneNeitzel)
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