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A slobbering St Bernard dog becomes the center of attention for a loving family but its vet secretly wants to kill him.

A man, objecting to being filmed, comes closer and closer to the camera lens until his mouth is all we see. Then he opens wide and swallows camera and cinematographer. He steps back, chews, and grins. (imdb)

District Attorney Tom Logan is set for higher office, at least until he becomes involved with defence lawyer Laura Kelly and her unpredictable client Chelsea Deardon. It seems the least of Chelsea's crimes is the theft of a very valuable painting, but as the women persuade Logan to investigate further and to cut some official corners, a much more sinister scenario starts to emerge. (imdb)

Based on a true story, Yossi & Jagger portrays the love affair of two Israeli officers in a remote army base on the Israeli-Lebanese border. (Lama Productions)

The medieval misadventures of a hard-drinking princess, her feisty elf, and her personal demon.

In the Iranian ghost-town Bad City, a place that reeks of death and loneliness, the townspeople are unaware they are being stalked by a lonesome vampire. (imdb)

A small group of American soldiers find horror behind enemy lines on the eve of D-Day.

Train with medical supplies and small U.S. Army unit is heading through Rocky mountains towards plagued Fort Humboldt. Among its passengers are territory governor, priest, doctor and U.S. Marshal with his prisoner, John Deakin. However, nothing on that train is what it seems. (imdb)

Arthur Curry learns that he is the heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, and must step forward to lead his people and be a hero to the world.

A suicide case is informed to the police from a mental hospital in a rocky district. Two policemen comes to hospital to investigate the case. Because of the heavy rain and landslide the only road and telephone connections that provide access to hospital from the city are damaged. There is no transportation to and from the place and during three days, three patients are killed wildly in the hospital. (imdb)