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The Lavender Hill Mob
Comedy about a meek bank clerk who plans a theft from his own bank. (imdb)
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Tess
A rural clergyman in 19th century England tells Durbeyfield, a simple farmer, that he is descended from the illustrious d'Urberville family -- now extinct. Or maybe not. Durbeyfield sends his daughter Tess to check on a family named d'Uberville living in a manor house less than a day's carriage ride away. Alec d'Urberville is delighted to meet his beautiful "cousin" and seduces her with strawberries and roses... (imdb)
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Eastbound & Down
Years after he turned his back on his hometown, a burned-out major league ballplayer returns to teach phys ed at his old middle school. (imdb)
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Max Keeble\
After a rough first day of school, much-bullied seventh grader Max Keeble finds out that he's moving to a new city in a week. Rather than put up with the normal routine of school, he begins an all-out plan for retaliation on all the people who have picked on him. (Disney)
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Chasing Liberty
Anna Foster (Mandy Moore) has never had an ordinary life. At eighteen years old, she is the most protected girl in America; she is the First Daughter... (imdb)
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Deathtrap
A Broadway playwright puts murder in his plan to take credit for a student's script. (imdb)
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
The most delicious event since macaroni met cheese. Inspired by the beloved children's book, the film focuses on a town where food falls from the sky like rain.
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The Adventures of Milo and Otis
The adventures of a young cat and a dog as they find themselves accidentally separated and each swept into a hazardous trek.(imdb)
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Heavy
Victor is a cook who works in a greasy bar/restaurant owned by his mother, Dolly. It's just the two of them, a waitress named Delores, and a heavy drinking regular, Leo. But things change when Callie, a beautiful college drop-out, shows up as a new waitress and steals Victor's heart. (imdb)
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Jackass
Jackass (2000) - TV Series
The cast performs various crazy stunts for our amusement. (imdb)
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