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I Spit on Your Grave
A woman is brutally beaten and gang raped by four degenerate men. But she recovers and goes out in search to kill them all. (imdb)
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Chimes at Midnight
The career of Shakespeare's Sir John Falstaff as roistering companion to young Prince Hal, circa 1400-1413. (imdb)
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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time
Mark Singer returns as Dar, the warrior who can talk to the beasts. Dar is forced to travel to earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb, and turning their native land from a desert into... well... a desert! (imdb)
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Pinocchio
A darker version of the classic children's fairy tale of a wooden puppet that transforms into a real living boy. (imdb)
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Russian Doll
Russian Doll (2019) - TV Series
A young woman in New York tries to escape from a party that's being thrown in her honor.
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Striptease
A stripper and single mother gets dragged into a dangerous situation after a congressman takes a fancy to her. (imdb)
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The Ren & Stimpy Show
Cartoon series about the friendship between an irritable chihuahua and a slow-witted cat.
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Fire Birds
The U.S. Government is willing to help any country that requires help in ridding themselves of drugs with support from the Army. Unfortunately, the drug cartels have countered that offer by hiring one of the best air-combat mercenaries and have armed him with a Scorpion attack helicopter. (imdb)
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Elektra
Jennifer Garner returns as Elektra, a lethal synthesis of grace and power with the mystical power known as kimagure: a limited ability to see the future. She has purposefully severed all ties with the world and lives only for her next assignment. Elektra's latest job forces her to make a decision that can take her life in a whole new direction -- or destroy her. (20th Century Fox)
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Brink of Life
The film takes place in a maternity ward within twenty-four hours. Cecilia Ellius is brought into the emergency ward after she starts haemorrhaging only three months into her pregnancy. She is suffering from a miscarriage and is brought into Room E, joining two expectant mothers, Stina and Hjördis. Stina is strong and healthy but her baby is overdue, while Hjördis is expecting an illegitimate child and has attempted an abortion.
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