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Ferdinand the Bull
Little Ferdinand would much rather smell the flowers than butt heads with the other cows. When the men come to choose the bull for the fight, Ferdinand accidentally sits on a bumblebee. The men see him dash around madly, so they pick Ferdinand. Comes the bullfight, and all Ferdinand cares about is the bouquet of flowers a woman tossed to the matador. (imdb)
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Life-Size
Life-Size (2000) - TV Movie
A widower's daughter accidentally brings her doll to life while trying to cast a spell to resurrect her mother. (imdb)
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Bad Boys II
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are back -- and oh so bad -- on the streets of Miami in Bad Boys II, reuniting them with producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Michael Bay. (Sony Pictures)
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Shrink
Unable to cope with a recent personal tragedy, LA's top celebrity shrink turns into a pothead with no concern for his appearance and a creeping sense of his inability to help his patients.
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Lord of the Piercing
A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.
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Loverboy
Randy Bodek works as a pizza delivery boy at Senor Pizza to make a few extra bucks. Some customers are special, though: When the order is for a pizza with extra anchovies, it means the female customers are looking for some loving (imdb)
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3 Bad Men
Three outlaws come to the aid of a young girl after her father is killed. (imdb)
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The Birth of a Nation
The Civil War divides friends and destroys families, but that's nothing compared to the anarchy in the black-ruled South after the war. (imdb)
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What We Do in the Shadows
Follow the lives of Viago (Taika Waititi), Deacon (Jonathan Brugh), and Vladislav (Jemaine Clement) - three flatmates who are just trying to get by and overcome life's obstacles-like being immortal vampires who must feast on human blood. (imdb)
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Flight
An airline pilot saves a flight from crashing, but an investigation into the malfunctions reveals something troubling (imdb)
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