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Dumplin\
Willowdean ('Dumplin'), the plus-size teenage daughter of a former beauty queen, signs up for her mom's Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant as a protest that escalates when other contestants follow her footsteps, revolutionizing the pageant and their small Texas town.
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Police Squad!
Police Squad! (1982) - TV Series
Sight-gags and non-sequiturs dominate this spoof of police dramas. The six episodes formed the basis for later very successful "Naked Gun" movies. (imdb)
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Underworld: Blood Wars
Vampire death dealer, Selene fights to end the eternal war between the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. (imdb)
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Hiroshima mon amour
1959. A French young woman has spent the night with a japanese man, at Hiroshima where she went for the shooting of a film about peace... (imdb)
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Lights Out
Lights Out (2013) - Short Film
When a woman turns out the lights, a figure appears, but when she turns them back on, it is gone. (imdb)
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Kindergarten Cop
A tough cop is given his most difficult assignment: masquerade as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer.
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The Staggering Girl
Francesca, an Italian-American writer who lives in New York and must return to Rome to retrieve her aging mother.
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Point Blank
Trying to help his gangster friend Reese, Walker is shot and left for dead by him and his own wife turning out to be Reese's lover (imdb)
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Babies
A look at one year in the life of four babies from around the world, from Mongolia to Namibia to San Francisco to Tokyo.
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Chained
Bob, a cab-driving serial killer who stalks his prey on the city streets alongside his reluctant protégé Tim, who must make a life or death choice between following in Bob's footsteps or breaking free from his captor. (imdb)
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