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A funny thing happens to two married couples on the way to the Monster Truck Show in Reno, Nevada. (Miramax)

A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped. (imdb)

In 1939, young Professor Bruttenholm destroyed Erzsebet Ondrushko, a female vampire who bathed in the blood of innocents to stay young. Now someone in upstate New York is trying to bring her back, and the elderly Professor Broom has decided to investigate it himself... (imdb)

In 1892, a legendary Army captain reluctantly agrees to escort a Cheyenne chief and his family through dangerous territory. (imdb)

Miles Rennberg is paid a surprise visit at his Paris office by Sandra. Taunting him, she dissects their prior relationship - a web of masochism, money, manipulation and dependency, pimping her out to dangerous clients for ambiguous reasons. She tells him of her desire to raise enough money to invest in a Beijing nightclub. Miles encourages her to visit him at his apartment. Sandra leaves for her job at an import business, run by a young married couple: Lester and Sue Wong.

Bugs Bunny takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and winds up in a Mexican bullring fighting one heck of a big bullying bull. (imdb)

After being commissioned by the 1936 Olympic Committee to create a feature film of the Berlin Olympics, Riefenstahl shot a documentary that celebrates the human body by combining the poetry of bodies in motion with close-ups of athletes in the heat of competition. The production tends to glorify the young male body and, some say, expresses the Nazi attitude toward athletic prowess... (imdb)

Mary Santiago (Selena Gomez) is a high school student who wants to become a dancer. Joey Parker (Drew Seeley) is a famous dancer who comes back to Mary's high school to finish his senior year. Trouble arises when Britt (Emily Perkins) and Bree (Katharine Isabelle) start getting jealous of Mary's connection with Joey.

After the death of her husband, the mother of Julie, Jack, Sue and Tom begins to suffer from a mysterious illness... (imdb)

A fierce rites of passage story about a quick-tempered young woman (Rodriguez) who finds discipline, self-respect and love in the most unlikely place - a boxing ring. (Columbia Tristar Interactive)